Pug meets Crustacean

The other day, mom was cooking dinner and it was smelling up the WHOLE HOUSE! I came into the kitchen to see what she was making and she showed me THIS!

WTF????


This big red bug thing still had it's FACE attached!!!!!

QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME!!!!! SHE's the one that cooked you...NOT me!


That lobster dude wouldn't stop lookin' at me, so I fixed his little red wagon.....

NOM! NOMMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!


Anyone else want to stare at me???

I didn't think so!

Dr. Salinger Is On Call!

Hello everyone. I've got my hands full taking care of my hooman brother again today.

Ugh....Holden is SIIIIICK!



He's been honking and making all kinds of goose noises and mom SWEARS she saw THIS happen last night.....

Ok, maybe not THAT bad. But he's all phlegmy and gross sounding. Mom is thinking about loading up the paint sprayer with hand sanitizer and Lysol and giving this place a good hosedown!



I got to go to the pharmacy yesterday with Mom to pick up his prescriptions to make him better and then spent the rest of the day on duty like THIS...

He's feeling a bit better today, but I'm going to make sure he gets LOTS of rest and fluids today while he's still home from school.

Take care of YOUR hoomans everyone!

No More Mr. Brown Eye??????

O M G! You aren't going to believe this!!!! My Auntie Peta filled mom in on something so hilarious this morning that she couldn't wait to share it with all of you.....
CLICK HERE
It seems this super awesome fellow PugMom (Hi Dusty!) interviewed the lady that developed something called REAR GEAR to cover up the "offensive" PUGANUS!!!

"No More Mr. Brown Eye"!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLL!!!!


Now, Mom finds NOTHING wrong with my PugButt being exposed. In fact, you may remember that she did a whole tribute to my PugButt CLICK HERE to refresh your memory.

Now I ask you....Have you EVER seen a finer PugButt specimen??? I have a strict regimen of squats, thrusts, and various routines involving stretching and several massages daily to keep this booty in it's TOP physical form! No WAY would I dream of covering this up!


BUTT (hahaa...get it?)....HYPOTHETICALLY....if I were to wear a "Rear Gear" cover....we have some design ideas....






SO...what do you guys think? Fabulous fashion accessory OR offensive PugButt censorship????

Early SNOW!

Some of you probably read from some of our other Indy pals that we had some surprise early SNOW here last Thursday (Nov. 10).

YES...I SAID SNOW!!!!!!!

See for yourself!

It didn't stick or anything...it was back up in the 60's over the weekend.
Personally...I loved it. I love running around in the snow like a bulldozer while mom stands up on the deck being all shrilly and yelly about me suffering ailments varying from freezing my dingus off to giving myself a heart attack from the cold.

WHATever! I say BRING IT!

Happy Monday everyone!

Mmmmm....carbs!

Check this out...mom stopped to grab some bagels and this bagel store had DOGGIE BONE BAGELS!

Hmmmm...I've only had the hard crunchy doggie bagels...never a nice warm soft, chewy bagel! It smells yummy!


OHHHHHHHH MY! SOOOO delicious, chewy, yeasty goodness!!!!

Next time, I'm totally ordering mine with a nice schmear of cream cheese!!!!


Happy Saturday!

Case of the Crazies!

Mom cleaned out all the old pics and videos from her phone and found THIS from a few weeks ago!

Mom and Dad take me for a long walk almost every evening, and if there isn't anyone around up at the big park, they let me run loose and chase the @#$%& Geese (a.k.a. Crap Machines) into the lake!!!! I had just chased off a HUGE flock of them, leaving the park safe for all!

Happy Thursday!

More fun with MaggieDumplin'

We had my pal Maggie stay with us over the weekend! We did a LOT of playing, which meant a LOT of sleeping too! We slept in really late on Sunday morning and then had a wrestling match in the Big Cloud Bed. Mom grabbed her phone and recorded the foolishness!

Did you hear Maggie sounding like an Asthma-Hound Chihuahua???? Mom made us some yummy breakfast after this and then we went back to bed!

All that playing so early in the day can be EXHAUSTING!!!!

Hurry up with that chicken already!!!!

Hi everyone!
Some of you may know that Mom is a SUPERPLANNER (meaning she makes LISTS of her LISTS...it's ridonkulous). I saw that she has "CHICKEN" on the menu for dinner tonight!!!! MMMMM!

I don't care if it's only noon.....I'm going to park my PugButt right here at the table and WAIT. No way am I missing CHICKEN!!!!

Happy Monday!

Smiley Saturday

Hi everyone! It's SATURDAY! That means all my favorite S things....
Sleeping in, snuggles, snacks, shopping and SMILING!!!!

So HAPPYYYYYYYYY!!!!


Here's something else that will make you all smile....Mom's friend MIMI (not my grandma whose NICKNAME is Mimi...but an actual lady whose REAL name is Mimi) is a fellow crazy Pug Mama and has started her own bloggie too! She is SO SO SO FUNNY and guaranteed to crack you up! CLICK HERE TO VISIT HER BLOGGIE and show some love!!! Don't have a beverage nearby because you'll likely shoot it out of your nose laughing!

Happy Saturday!

Halloween 2011 is in the books!

Halloween is always one big crazy, insane Festival of Jackassery around here! Mom goes crazy, invites everyone in the zip code over for chili, and then there's trick or treating here in our neighborhood!

Here we are in our Halloween finery. Dad is the Joker, I'm a convict, Mom is supposed to be HOLDEN (hahaha) and Holden is dressed up as an old lady again (this time with huge boobs!)


I'm a convict because Mom makes me stay in the house behind THIS taped on the door!!!!

The peeps sit out in the driveway handing out candy and EVVVVERYONE points and laughs at me. Jerks.


Here's some of the crew that all gathered for Trick or Treating! Notice Tupac couldn't resist giving Holden's hooters a honk! HAHAHAAA!

Be sure to biggify....there are some FUNNY costumes here in this pic!!!


My buddy KEENAN the Sheltie came by dressed in THIS getup.......

"Maaaaan...they made you wear a BUTTERFLY outfit? They know you're a dude, right???"



A few nights before Halloween...Mom and Dad went to a Halloween party and dressed up like THESE people....

When they put those wigs on, my PugButt went INSANE and I growled and barked at them until they left for the party! WHO ARE THEY??? Do you recognize them? Did you see PULP FICTION?

No...they didn't dance in an actual Twist contest, and neither of them had any heroin, so they weren't as messed up as the Mia and Vince characters, but they still had fun!


I also found out on Halloween morning that my Sushi costume WON the Indianapolis Three Dog Bakery costume contest!!! (Thank you everyone who voted on Facebook!)

Mom took me up there to claim my prize and pose with this nice lady named Morgan (she gave me 2 cookies!)


I LOVE Three Dog Bakery, but Mom and I talked and both decided that we're donating the prize (A $50 gift card!) to Kentuckiana Pug Rescue to be raffled off or otherwise used to help the Puggies in the rescue that need it!

Ok, I did my part....can I take this farkakte sushi costume OFF and pack all this Halloween crap AWAY already?????