So I got busted yesterday. Man...this life of a criminal stuff has made me all hardened and tough. I spent my free time pumping iron today...
Warden/Mom let me lose the Hamburglar stripes and put me in this instead...
I'm keeping my nose wrinkle clean and should be out very soon due to good behavior...even though that Pegetable thief TOTALLY had it coming to him!
In the meantime...I'm going to keep pumping iron and trying to figure out how to fashion a shiv out of a nylabone.
A Year in the Life of Noodles - 2020 Version
2 years ago
Oh your are looking like a little pug thug. We hope to see you free again soon!
Salinger dude! You look so angry in those pics. Think of your time in the clink as a learning experience. Reflect on your mistakes and move forward.
Keep lifting those weights and all the chicks will be digging you.
We like your muscle shirt.
S-Dog - I think you need a jail break.
Sal, buddy.....and I thought doin' community service was rough.
Oh, yeah....and that 20 bucks I owe ya is in the mail! (Don't wanna be makin' YOU mad!)
Keep pumping that iron, S-Dog! You don't want anybody to make your their (well, you know)....
I hopes you get out soon. If not, holla and I'll swing on up to Indy and bust you out!
Salinger, that is one awesome shirt! Much better than your stripes from yesterday. You look a little gangsta there, but we all know you're not really a tough guy at all... you're a snuggly puggie!!
ok, this is emmitt... my mom is useless after reading your last two posts and seeing your pictures. she is still laughing so hard that no noise is coming out of her mouth but her shoulders are moving up and down from laughter.
she said something about "oooo look at that face. i love salinger!" before the fit occurred.
oooo she is moving me off of the chair now to go and read the 3rd one we missed.
Let me know how that nylabone thing works out.. huh?
Bawwahahahaa! A shiv, indeed.
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