ANOTHER New Friend Friday!!!!

Ok, now this is getting RIDONKULOUS!!! ANOTHER new Pug showed up here at the house....

Look at this jackleg! He just stands there like a deaf mute STATUE!!!!



Hmmmm....he smells like he might be STONED (hahaha...get it???)

Duuuude....helllll-llllooooo????



HAHAHA...here's my impression of the new guy.....

"Duuuuuuuuhhhhh!!!"


Care to guess what Mom named this one????

She was toying with "Rocky" and even "Stone Phillips"....but finally settled on a real gem.....



Introducing....(drum roll please....)

WALTER CONCRETE!!!!


She says he looks like THIS guy....

I think MOM needs to try on those glasses!!!!!


Happy Friday everyone! Hopefully no unexpected "surprises" like this show up at YOUR house!!!!

Fall of the House of Gingerbread (part deux)

Holden and I have an annual tradition of coming up with ways of destroying our annual gingerbread house! We apparently didn't blog about it last year, but CLICK HERE to see the destruction of the house from '08!

I had to get one last taste of the yummy house this year...

OM NOM NOM NOM!


OMG...Here comes Private Holden with a GRENADE!!!!



Now Holden, I ask you...is it really NECESSARY to plant the grenade in their FRONT YARD????

Oh crap....this isn't going to be pretty!!!! AVERT YOUR EYES EVERYONE!!!!


DUCK AND COVER!!!!

KA-BOOOOOM!


MON DIEU!!!!

Well Holden, I'd say this is definitely a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!


Ok, can I eat the pieces now????


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

Atomic Tummy Rub Thursday!

PSSST!!! HEY DADDY!!! It's THURSDAY!!!



You know what THAT means...right???

ATOMIC TUMMY RUB!!!!!!


It's sort of similar (but different) to the well known atomic wedgie...except it doesn't involve underwear or the fear of injury to one's buttcrack.




I'll get myself situated in this square sun puddle....



....and you keep rubbing mah belleh!!!!



MORE!!!!



My eyes haven't rolled back in my head yet....KEEP IT UP!!!



HEY! I didn't hear anyone call "break time"!!!

GET BACK TO MY BELLY or I'm telling Mom!!!!!


Happy Atomic Tummy Rub Thursday everyone!!!

Tough guy Tuesday

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! I'd had enough of Nipsy's smug look and goofball long arms. I'm going to give him some "what for" and wipe that stupid look off his face! GRRRRRR!
(Make sure your volume is turned up for this!!!)


Happy Tuesday everyone!

Wordless Wednesday...Frenchie imposter edition

Scratchin'!!!

Mom took this quick video of my new "thing"....I just started scratching after I pee or poop! She finds it hilarious...but she's pretty easily amused.

Happy Tuesday!

Interesting

We just wanted to share this interesting photo from the other night when it was really rainy.

'Nuff said!

Happy Sunday!

Pearly whites

Hi everyone! As you can see...my incarceration is over and I am back to being my sweet and only occasionally turdley self!

My buddy Charlie the Golden did a cool post today about his "teefies", so we thought we'd be copycats.

Here I am....grrrrrr!

I bet I can open cans better and faster than that piece of crap from Ikea that mom has in the kitchen drawer!

Happy Saturday everyone!

Busy Sunday

Yesterday (Sunday) was supposed to be my day of resting and relaxing all day...but mom and Holden had OTHER ideas!

The day started off with me snoozing in the big cloud bed

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"


Then mom came in and WOKE ME UP!

RUUUUUUDE!!!


She and Holden took me to Petco to say HI to my buddies Gus and Eli (from the Pug Posse) and a new friend Max!

I got a kiss from Eli!


Mom had to get me more of my conditioner at Petco and Holden got me a HUGE bag of goodies from the treat bar! LOOK at this!!!!

Mom wasn't watching as Holden loaded up the bag...ooops!


I also needed a new toothbrush, so we went to Pet Supplies Plus AND PetSmart. I was TIRED after all that shopping! It was waaay past our lunch time so mom stopped and got us something fabulous...

Mmmm...my very own McCheesy Burger!!!!!


We had a little picnic at the park and ate our lunch in the sun!


Hope everyone else out there had a nice Sunday too!

A typical walk in the 'hood

Hi everyone! My friends Sophie, Dixie and Harley did a cool post about "Wednesday Walkies" so we thought we'd document a walk in our 'hood too! Mom usually makes us walk with her every night after dinner whether we like it or not!!!!

Here's dad and I hoofin' it

Mom was lollygagging behind! HURRY UP LADY!!!!


FIRST off....I have to check my Pee-mail...

I love to read all the interesting messages....


A little further down the street....I have to LEAVE Pee-mail for some of my friends...



Mom and dad laugh at this goofy sign stuck in someone's yard.......

Mom said she'd give me a pig ear if I'd take a dump right then and there....but I didn't have to go. I waited until waaay later when we were just PAST the park trash can to lay cable.


Then we got to one of the little parks in the 'hood. There were no kids there tonight, so I got to go down the slide!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!


Your turn mom!



A little farther ahead, we met THIS guy......

He was a nice Puggle (Pug + Beagle) named Oscar!!! He is 2 years old, just like me!


Mom and I stopped to reflect by the lake...

We didn't see any ducks out on the water tonight. I usually yell at them.


Dad and I had to stop and look disgustedly at this house.......

Look closely...........

THEY STILL HAVE THEIR FARKAKTE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS UP!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?????
Mom wants to send them an anonymous "NastoGram" in the mail and tell them that Christmas lights in July is just plain flat out jackassery...but they probably won't care.


ANYWAY...


I saw a bunny in someone's yard....



Then I spotted these flowers......mom loves Black Eyed Susans!


Mmmmm...nice!


Here we are back at home in our driveway....

Time for a drink!!!


Check out this cool site that mom uses to calculate how far we walk...www.mapmywalk.com. According to the map there...our normal route is 2.3 miles!

Happy Saturday everyone!

Wabbit season

Just a quick post today...

LOOK closely at my face.........(ME...just ignore Mom)

Mom fed me some cottage cheese for lunch and then she laughed herself stupid and kept calling me BUGS BUNNY!

What's a Pug have to do to get a napkin around here???


**HEY...don't forget to jump on over and bookmark Mom's Freezer Project blog! She's cleaning out the freezer and just finished documenting day 8! Just over a week and crap is STILL falling out and breaking her feet every time she opens the farkakte thing!**

Mixed bag Thursday

Hi everyone! Ok, mom STILL is crabbing about the snow, but now that most of the roads are driveable, she's chilled out about it a little. She's probably most upset about having to reschedule my BATH at PetSmart (she would just throw me in the tub here, but she can never get me completely dry like they do and she's afraid I'll get pneumonia or something..PLUS, they grind my nails and squeeze my hiney). I REEK!!!!!!!

Oh sure I'm cute and everything, but mom totally should have photoshopped those "smell lines" coming off of me...like Pigpen!


Everyone help me wish Holden GOOD LUCK at the Science Fair at school today! He did SUCH a good job on his presentation (keeping bread fresh) and was so handsome this morning in his dressy pants and sweater!

GOOD LUCK BROTHER!!! We hope you win a big prize!!!!


THANK YOU so much to my buddies Brutus and Rosie! They both felt that we deserved this award!

Yeah, we totally laughed at the fact that it's 2 ladybugs GETTING IT ON, but the award represents the blogs that truly love someone or something. It´s a ladybug and they are know for giving us luck whenever we see one. We're supposed to pass this on to 5 other blogs, but we see from reading that a lot of you have already gotten it, so we're just going to call TAG on anyone that hasn't yet received it!!!!


In OTHER news...my buddy Pugsley has his VERY OWN BLOG now!!!! Pugsley has been in lots of our previous posts and he's one of my favorite playmates (think of the Seinfeldian credo "Not that there's anything WRONG with that!). Everyone CLICK HERE and go say HI! Pugsley's mom is still learning the lay of Bloggerland, so have patience! (Way to go Heather! Mom is proud of you!)


That's about all our news for today. Hope you all have a good Thursday...even though The Office is a rerun tonight! :-(

Typical everyday stuff...

Hiiiiiii Salinger! Did you come here so mommy can give you a tummy rub?


Nope...begging for Daddy's chicken. You DO have a cute puggy butt though!!!!


It must be EXHAUSTING being such an adorable Pug! I don't blame you a bit for needing to rest here on the table.