Sweet Hole-y Monday with sprinkles!!!!

Mom brought me home a HUGE DOUGHNUT yesterday! I was ready to dunk it in some coffee and have at it, when I realized something wasn't quite right...

There was no cute box or bag from the bakery and mom said she got it from WALGREENS!


WALGREENS?

WAAAAAAAIT a minute....this is NOT a foodable doughnut????


Hmmmm....

It's nice and soft!


Let's see how cushy it is for my PugButt....

NIIIIIIIIICE!!!!


I'll just curl up and take a little nap here on THIS doughnut....

...and dream of REAL FOODABLE doughnuts!!! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ



**MOM'S NOTE*** You can visit your nearest Walgreens for your own doughnut OR CLICK HERE to order! They're right next to the sock monkey beds!!!

The ULTIMATE Party Machine!

HEY MOM! What's in this big box that the mail lady dropped off?



HO-LY CRAP!!!



Were you pilled up on Ambien and shopping online in the middle of the night again????

OMG....it's the one with the FAMILY SIZED BLENDER ATTACHMENT!!!!


OK...let's take this bad boy into the kitchen for a test drive!

Yogurt smoothies in just SIX SECONDS!!!! MON DIEU!!!


***Mom's note*** Thanks to my awesomely sweet friend LISA for the Amazon gift card! As you can see, it was put to VERY good use!
For those of you that aren't familiar with the Magic Bullet....it's pimped on one of the GREATEST INFOMERCIALS OF ALL TIME!!!!

AND IT'S ALL MINE!!! MUUUAAHHHAHAHAHAHAAA!

My PugStairs

Hi everyone!!!

On our last post, a nice blogger named Sabrina from Pugtails.net asked about my DOGGY STEPS! We thought we'd do a post about them to show you what she was asking...

You see...the Big Cloud Bed (that I allow mom and dad to sleep in with me) is VERRRY high up off the ground. There's no WAY that even a spry pug like myself could jump THAT high to get up there without some help, so the peeps got me my own steps!

I, Salinger The Pug Esq. will demonstrate for you....

Just put one paw in front of the other....


Before you know it...you'll be at the tippy top of the stairs....

Just a few short steps to the ULTIMATE napping place!


TAH-DAH!

Success!!!!

My peeps got my steps from our local Meijer store (CLICK HERE and you can order online), but thre are eleventy bajillion different styles to choose from at places like PetSmart, Petco and a zillion other places online if you just go to Google and type in "pet stairs".

Happy Sunday snoozing everyone!

Fall of the House of Gingerbread (part deux)

Holden and I have an annual tradition of coming up with ways of destroying our annual gingerbread house! We apparently didn't blog about it last year, but CLICK HERE to see the destruction of the house from '08!

I had to get one last taste of the yummy house this year...

OM NOM NOM NOM!


OMG...Here comes Private Holden with a GRENADE!!!!



Now Holden, I ask you...is it really NECESSARY to plant the grenade in their FRONT YARD????

Oh crap....this isn't going to be pretty!!!! AVERT YOUR EYES EVERYONE!!!!


DUCK AND COVER!!!!

KA-BOOOOOM!


MON DIEU!!!!

Well Holden, I'd say this is definitely a MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!


Ok, can I eat the pieces now????


HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

White Knuckles Wednesday

Mom had to share this music video from one of her FAVORITE bands...OK GO

You may remember these guys from their cool Rube Goldberg Machine video they did earlier this year!


We were kind of expecting Brutus the Frenchie and our pal Puglet to show up somewhere in this video!

Enjoy the music and the cool doggies (and a GOAT?) in the video! Check out their newest CD called Of The Blue Color Of The Sky. Mom has been playing it NON STOP in the car these days!