Sunday, December 11, 2011

My appointment with the FatMan!

Mom took me for my annual appointment with the BigGuy today.

I told him I'd been a good boy all year and therefore expected the following....

1. Cashmere doggie bed for napping

This scratchy regular variety of COTTON cushions and pillows with sub-par thread count in my comfort collection are wreaking HAVOC on my tender PugButt!

2. The Judy Garland Box set

Only because she's FABULOUS!!!

3. Unlimited FULL Jif jars

NOT the farkakte EMPTY ones that mom occasionally tosses my way!

4. Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.

Any kind except that stuff with the blue mold in it. Mom fed me a taste of that once and I'd rather eat lawn sausages.

5. My own vehicle WITH 24/7 on call driver to take me shopping and to McDonalds for McCheesyBurgers ANY time I want.

If I waited for MOM to take me every time I felt the need.....I'd NEVER get anywhere!

I think that about covers it. What are all of YOU asking Santa to bring you for Christmas????


Mimi said...

Bwahaha! Sal,you had me at the tie!!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Wesa would likes a winning lottery ticket...then we could have all the cheese, treats, Aunty Melissa Sweaters...and all of our personal assistants or at least one of them around at all times 'cuz they wouldn't need to work anymores!! That's what we would like from Santa Paws, Mr. Salinger!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
Pee-s: S-dog...add goat cheese to the nasty, yucky-tasting cheese!!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Salinger
Your list is right on! I am with you on the cheese and peanut buttter request!
I did not get to go see the Fatman this year! I just don't know what I will do now!
Your mighty cute- sitting on his lap!

The WriggleButts said...

Hee hee hee! Hope you get it all, Sal! If you get all that cheese I'll be right over!


Minnie and Mack said...

Hi Sal,

Love the tie! Such a fashion statement. Your picture with the Fat Man is good. You should see ours...
anyway...we agree 100% with your wish list. I just want to add
1. bones
2. mini tennis balls

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Yours Truly said...

I am asking The Fatman for more time with my mom (not just snuggling at night keep her warm) and a life supply of Greenies, because they are basically crack.

Payton said...

Love the pic of you with Santa, Sal! And your list is pretty good. Hope that car is under the tree for sure, then you can come pick me up on your way to the drive thru!

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are really liking your list. #4 is looking good
Benny & Lily

Sequoia & Petunia & Emma said...

Good list Sal! You look great in your tie too with Santa! We are asking for unlimited supply of cheese slice!!!

The Girls

Meredith LeBlanc said...

Oh Sal! You have such wonderful taste! We'd like all of those things too.

Meredith & Scarlet

Tucker and Lola said...

Sal, only you would know about Judy Garland! I bet you like Cher too. Tucker does,but he flames like you wouldn't believe. If he could do Jazz hands he would. I really like that bed, I might have to add that to my list.

Crabbie Chris said...

Judy Garland?? What about Cher?? Her flair is more your style. Really a tie to see the fat man? You should have worn a rainbow tutu. You and I Sal represent the LBGT on the blogverse. You maybe walking the line with Dutch and me...not picking a gender.
I too sat with the fat man yesterday, and I swear he looked at me odd. It was those beady shifty eyes and all that jelly in his belly.
I hope you get a lot of treats, I know if I don't then I'm going to bite Pug's back fat...just because I can!

Tiffy said...

Nice list of wants, Sal! I'm sure the FatMan will bring you everything.

I think I need to go visit this dude because I have some things that I need. My list is similar except I just want food, lots of food.


Winston Wilbur said...

Gosh Dude, i hopes you gets all that and then some.

This makes my list looks like peanuts. Back to the drawing board for me.


Oakley and Swisher said...

We've never had the pleasure of meeting Santa Paws. Mom's thinking maybe next year. But you have some way cool ideas for xmas gifts that we may totally have to steal them and tell Mom about. Merry Christmas bud!

Lots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley