Mom took me for my annual appointment with the BigGuy today.
I told him I'd been a good boy all year and therefore expected the following....
1. Cashmere doggie bed for napping
This scratchy regular variety of COTTON cushions and pillows with sub-par thread count in my comfort collection are wreaking HAVOC on my tender PugButt!
2. The Judy Garland Box set
Only because she's FABULOUS!!!
3. Unlimited FULL Jif jars
NOT the farkakte EMPTY ones that mom occasionally tosses my way!
4. Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
Any kind except that stuff with the blue mold in it. Mom fed me a taste of that once and I'd rather eat lawn sausages.
5. My own vehicle WITH 24/7 on call driver to take me shopping and to McDonalds for McCheesyBurgers ANY time I want.
If I waited for MOM to take me every time I felt the need.....I'd NEVER get anywhere!
I think that about covers it. What are all of YOU asking Santa to bring you for Christmas????
A Year in the Life of Noodles - 2020 Version
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