Lawn Care Supervisor

Hi everyone! Dad mowed the lawn on Saturday, so I had to supervise...



Ok, good job, Dad! I'll just finish snootering away these grass clippings on the driveway and then we can go in for a nice big bowl of water!!!!



We got in the house and mom started in with the "Mom screeching" and started chasing me around with a washcloth yelling about my SHREK FEET!
Check me out!



She's just jealous because I have a whole GREEN PAW....she's always whining about how she doesn't have a "green thumb" and kills all of her plants! HAHAHAHAA



Looks like it's time for a bubble bath!


Wait...I thought it was GOOD to be GREEN!?!?!?!

Happy Mother's Day!

Happy Mothers Day everyone out there....whether your kids have 2 legs or 4 legs!!! Normally mom thinks "Hallmark" days like this are silly...but LOOK what sweet Holden woke her up with this morning!

YUM...to the left we have a strawberry and banana Mueslix parfait with an "I Love You" sign on a toothpick. In the center we have soysage and cheesy scrambled eggs arranged into a smiley face. On the right we have cottage cheese and peaches. Not pictured is some hot mocha/coffee (on the nightstand).


HEY....don't forget me! I (Salinger) helped!!!



So Holden...how in the HECK is mom going to eat all of this herself???

We'd better help her!!!! Let's get to WORK!


Nom nom nom!

YUMMMM!


Good teamwork dude!!!



Boy...mom is SOOOO lucky to have both of us!!!!

Awwww!


Ok...all this cooking and eating is exhausting!!!! Time for a nap in the Big Cloud Bed!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!


*****Mom's note******

I also want to wish a very very very Happy Hallmark Holiday to my OWN mom (a.k.a. "Mimi)!

I love you so much and hope you have a great Mother's Day!!!! Do something FUN today!

Treatable Thursday

Hey lady....ya got any thing for me to nom on????



NO WAY! Is that what I think it is????



FLOSSIE!!!!



Ok...I'm just going to go outside and be alone with my flossie for a bit....Nomnomnomnom...



**************FIVE MINUTES LATER*******************

Hey lady....ya got anymore of these flossies????



Happy Treatable Thursday everyone!

Wordless Wednesday...PugButtMobile Edition.

Mimi the WEED FIEND! (hahaha...it rhymes!)

Mom and I took Mimi into the backyard to show her all of the cool blooming things going on. Mom is really proud that she hasn't killed her Lilacs (yet).

"Mmmmm...Lilacs!!!!"


While Mimi was admiring the Burning bushes, we noticed that she started "picking" at something...

"What the heck, Mimi?"


Mimi then confessed that while she LOVED living in Arizona and having gravel and cactus in her yard instead of grass and plants....she really missed WEEDING and said that she found it THERAPUTIC! (WTF?). She then ASKED mom if she could keep weeding the back flowerbeds!

"Ummm...Mom? Is Mimi for REAL?"


Mom told her to "knock herself out" and even gave her a trash bag so she could continue her "weeding therapy"...


Wow....if Mimi thinks that weeding is THERAPY...she's going to be in TIP TOP mental shape when she goes home!!!

Just LOOK at this pile of pent up angst and issues!!!!


Mimi even continued her "Therapy sessions" into the NIGHT!

Wow...the things we do for mental health!


I went outside to make sure Mimi could find her way back to the house in the dark.

We aren't sure how this "Weed Therapy" works...but Mimi seemed to really like it!

If anyone else would like a session of Weed Therapy...just let us know! We're sure we'll have PLENTY more in a week or so!!!!!

Apollo's 21st Birthday Bash!

Ssssshhh...my head is still aching from all that partying we did at Apollo's 21st birthday bash (3 human years=21 doggie years) at Oliver Winery!

(Did anyone spot Flat Puglet in this pic?)


Just LOOK at how beautiful this place was!

RIBBIT!





Holden spotted some GIANT koi in the pond!



HEY! I know these Puggies!!

Do you see Yoda, Lilo, Pugsley, Lola and even Flat Puglet?
I spent some quiet time with my man Pugsley, but we stayed away from the click of the Pawparazzi lens!


I smell FOOD! Come on...let's hit the CANINE food table!!!!



OOOHHH...cheese shell stuffed with pate! YUM!



Carob dipped strawberries!



Even Doggie WINE from Bark Vineyards! (it looked eerily like salad dressing!)

Mmmm...I found the Pinot Leasheo to have a very fruity "nose" with a nice crisp bright finish but on the OTHER paw...I also enjoyed the full big seductive notes of fresh herbs and nice long dark finish of tart dark red cherries with the Barkundy. (Can you tell that mom was a total Wineaux in a past life? Hahahaha)


There was a special cake JUST for us doggies!

That's Flat Puglet peeking over the side!


Mmmm...CAKE!!!

Feed me mommy!


I had so much fun hanging with my Puggy friends and their peeps...here are some pics of everyone (sorry if we missed a lot of you...seems we got a bit lazy with the camera later on in the party!)

Mom with DixieBugg

They were discussing a future "Da Bugg Gooroo" posting!


Mom holding DixieBugg (again?), Apollo the birthday boy, and then Kelly with Harles and Sophie



Here's Good 'ol Boy HANK...he bought Apollo his first BEER (since he's 21 now!).

"You see kid...this here faincy beer is called 'HinieSniff'n'...it's not yer everrday drinkin' beer like PBR!"


Lilo was there looking very FESTIVE in her pretty Punchy dress!



Molly O'Mally was looking FABULOUSLY fetching in her sweet pink frock!



Here's Holden with Sophie(he calls her "My Soph"! Awwww!)



I sat with Aunt Sarah and showed her some love and my pearly whites (since she's a dental hygenist and all....)



Of course mom had to totally MANHANDLE her buddy Pippin....

He's saying "GAAAAH...LADY....YER CHOKIN' ME!!!!"

AND the rest of the Pug Posse too!



Here's Cindy with her Yoda sitting on Bernice (the Alien of the Posse)



Mike had Brutus on his lap and was trying to get him to tell him National Security secrets by bribing him with chips...

Mom says Brutus looks like he "knows stuff". Hmmmm.


Apollo's dominatrix girlfriend, Maggie was whispering dirty talk sweet nothings in his ear



The poor birthday boy looked like he had to fight to stay awake to open all of his presents!



Mimi couldn't believe how nice and well behaved all of us puggies were (DUUUH!) and she had to get a pic of the Pug Posse walking out to their Pugmobile with Vikki and Denny!



Here they are all loaded in!

Ok...let's hit the road!!!


I was SO tired for the ride back home! I snuggled with Mimi in the back seat and she rubbed my ears until I fell asleep in her lap!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZ....I'm taking 2 Tylenol and having some tomato juice and going back to BED! Happy Birthday Apollo Buddy! We hope you had a great time at your big bash! WE sure did!