She and dad LOVE it and told me as we went to bed last night "Salinger, if you puke on this new bedding...I'm dropping you off at the MEAT PACKING PLANT in the morning!" (I'm kind of a pukey pug...it happens).
Fast forward a few hours to around THREE AM! Mom and dad are both SOUND asleep and I decided to do some redecorating of my OWN and add some more color to this new bedding ensemble. Mom won't gross you out too much...but let's just say that she was half coherent and cleaning up my PUKE and using a LOT of swear words at me. She TOOK MY STAIRS away so I couldn't get back up into the Big Cloud Bed and told me to go sleep with Holden (which I HAPPILY did).
Somehow...she got it all off the new duvet, but look at her BRAND NEW down comforter.....
Nice! Cloud white tinged with PugPuke orange!!!!! Lovely!
Here are my stairs...which now lead to nowhere...
...and ME trying to figure out how the heck I'm going to get back up there to do some more redecorating...
Here are just SOME of the farkakte cleaning products that mom is going to use to get the white cloud comforter WHITE again before taking it to the dry cleaner.
She's pretty used to getting PugPuke out of things...as you can see.
Look how sad and pathetic I am...all while mom is yelling at me and talking about going to that Meat Packing Plant again....
I'm going to use this on my "ADOPT ME" poster that I'm going to post around the neighborhood. Now I ask you....WHO wouldn't love this face to puke in their bed???
Here's me making a run for it down the hall to Holden's room where I don't have to listen to her yelling bad words at me anymore...
Man...she's got some lungs on her!!!!
***Mom's note*** Just before everyone flips out worrying and tells me to take him to the vet......he's fine. He's just "pukey" and from what I understand...it runs in his family. He's always been this way and I think it has something to do with the days that end in Y that make him yack. He's running around being crazy today like nothing is wrong, so he MAY escape the Meat Packing Plant this time after all!
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Our first pug Oliver was pukey too... he was also a little... gleeful, if you know what I mean... possible correlation?
Seriously though, Oli's family was pukey too, he had issues with his nose/throat tubes (I forget the tech terms) as a puppy and I think that contributed to it. Maybe they had something in common? Our vet also said it was NOTHING to worry about. Glad to hear someone else has to deal with it. Oli would puke in random places and we'd just... find it. Ughh.
I also want to note that Salinger, you don't need to throw up, you look fine like you are and if anything could put on a few pounds ;)
SALINGER! I will let you come puke on my bed with that sweet face of yours! I haven't asked my Momma... but whatever. Just come to Oklahoma, ok? And bring Holden. And bring food.
See you sooooooon!
S-Dog! That's just rude, man! Not that I hasn't done it before myself! Mom put her freshly cleaned (yuck!) duvet cover on one night and I made sure I puked on it in the middle of the night too!
This morning I refused to do all my business in the backyard and pooped in Mom's bedroom just as she was getting ready for her shower. BOL!!!!
High-paw it, bro!
That's why I don't want to put my good comforter on the bed. Poor Sal, banished to Holden's room, but I think they both enjoyed spending time together. That was a funny story just sorry it was at your expense. Out damned spot!
oy! salinger!
why can't you puggies find a nice easy to clean surface to puke on?
emmitt always heads straight for my favorite wool area rug!
silly pugs!
S-dog, just remind your mom that it could have been much worse...you could have pooped on the floor and she could have gotten up and stepped in it!
Glad you didn't go to the meat packing plant!
Pug hugs and kisses!
The Pug Posse
Maybe Sal has acid reflux or GERD?? Can dogs have that? If it makes you feel any better I had just put new sheets on the bed last week and was sitting there watching tv when Winston came up to me and PROJECTILE vomited on me and the sheets. (He was on an antibiotic that upset his tummy.) But, I have to say, I was grateful I didn't have the comforter on since it's dry clean only!
My George is a pukey boy too. All day long...hacking and gaging, But I would NEVER EVER event hint at sending him to the meat packing plant!
If you get tired of Holden's room, you can come live at our house.
I haven't been able to puke on the bed yet...I have tired extensivley to re-decorate it but Mom has super ears and wakes up every time to toss me on the floor! Paws crossed next time I add some "pug flav" to the bed spread like you!
Sequoia
Salinger dude! I can't believe you escaped going to the Meat Packing Plant. Mom said that you could 'vacation' here for a few days until the yelling stops. I'm sure she won't mind a little redecorating while you're here - this place sure could use it.
I love the pictures of your stairs that lead to nowhere. I wish I'd had stairs when I was you age because I probably wouldn't have all the problems I do now. I still don't have stairs but instead get picked up and placed on the bed. Ahhh - right where I belong!
Stubby xoxo
Oh no Salinger - bad time to puke I guess. I hope your mom forgives you!
On a side note, the room looks pawesome, and your stairs are so cool too!
xo
I feel ya S!! After I ate the rock, I chucked in the big bed about 6 times. A few days before that, I woke her up at Grandma's chucking in the bed!! It was quite memorable. If mommy tries to send you off to the Meat Plant, give me a call and you can stay with us. We just won't tell Aunt Manda =)
Hey Sal,
I puke all the time too. Mama finally just accepted the fact that she just "can't have nice things" if she's gonna keep me around.
Therefore, there is an easily washable blanket covering her very nice bedspread at all times.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
Sal, buddy....I'd offer to let ya bunk here 'til yer mom cools off but between my wonky poopchute and yer puking, I'm pretty sure we'd both wind up at the meat packin' plant!
Poor Salinger!
I do the pukey thing too- usually on the bed - like you, or the creme color carpet!
You stairs look abandoned!
You look cute.
Good news you did not go to meat packing!
love
tweedles
I don't understand what the problem is. Who WOULDN"T want pug puke stains all over that plain, boring duvet cover? I'd add some squirty poops stains, too, just to round it out... that'd really make it interesting. I know the whole 'bad words' and 'meatpacking' thing - heard them the other night as I spun around in front of a bookcase and my mom's stack of paintings as I had one of THOSE episodes..
xoxo Paco
Ahh the yakking stories... Indy is a heaver, she hates puking and it takes her forever to throwup since she fights it! Gus, well.. Gus just kind of looks at you funny before projectile vomiting where ever he happens to be. (Once I was doing crunches when he stood over me... I was barely able to move in time) Silly Pugs!
My cat though.. brand new kitten, thought misfit was going to kill her so she slept with us the first few nights. First night she peed all over the new duvet and sheet set. Got that right away, washed and cleaned it. The next night she has an incredibly upset stomach all over the duvet and then turns around sniffs it and then yakks as well! It was so funny and disgusting at the same time.. lol
Salinger, I like how the bedroom came out but I have to agree that it wouldn't look as nice with out your "accent". Could you come to my house to help me decorate? all I do now is spread toilet paper all over the floor. I need more colorful "touches".
oh I forgot... I never puke and if I do, mom freaks out! because the first symptom that I am having addison's disease problems is vomit (in my personal case). Other doggies or humans have different symptoms.
Salinger leave the decorating to the women!
Poor Salinger, threatened like that. However, mom said if I did that I would be off the bed as well. What a bummer that you are a pukey pug, lol
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