Hey youze guys! It's me...TOBYPANTS!!!!
Mom and dad are always trying to figure out my past (I lived in the woods, you know!) and they have another theory...
See this here packet of TACO SEASONING??? Well I STOLE it and ATE part of it! It was mucho delicioso!!!!!
NOM NOM NOM...OLE!!!!
LOOK who's back for the weekend!!! MAGGIE DUMPLIN'!!!!
That's ME (Salinger) on the left, Maggie in the middle and TobyPants on the right!
It's like 9393845943387478493 degrees here in Indy this weekend, so we're chillin' out here in the AC and demanding treats from mom every 30 seconds.
Happy Memorial Day weekend everyone!!!!
So part of being brothers now is that little kids will stop us while we're out and ask mom "OOOHHHH ARE THEY TWINS???" Mom just laughs and tells them that we're brothers from another mother AND we're not from Minnesota anyway! Mom and Dad got us a whole bunch of matching collars, so we'll be modeling them from season to season.
Here's something from our SPRING collection....
Holy CRAP! We haven't posted anything since JANUARY?????? Maaaan....that's really lame of us! We have a ton of excuses, but we'll spare you the boring details about mom working too much and her getting a new computer where she can't find anything (ie PICTURES). We promise that we're GREAT and Toby and I are best buds now. Here's a video mom took of us just this morning!
SEE? We're all good and just carrying on with our normal jackassery!!!! You may notice that I (Salinger) have lost about 3 pounds since Toby has been here (I have to chase him!) and Toby has GAINED about 3 (which he NEEDED....he was all skin and bones from his time on the streets!). Our vet says that we're "helping each other out"!
Mom says that she'll try to be better about blogging for us!
Love and PuggyKisses to all!
Salinger and TobyPants
Hello friends! Salinger T. Pug Esq. back in my rightful position here at the keyboard today! As some of you may remember, each year my human brother Holden creates a cool gingerbread house that we keep out on display during Christmas and then DESTROY together in some sort of fabulously spectacular fashion. Check out previous destruction HERE and HERE. (Go ahead....we'll wait!)
So after mom put away all the Xmas tchochkies and clutter, Holden took care of the gingerbread house...
Notice ME all adorable and posing nicely for the camera while Toby (the RUBE) is all busy huffing the farkakte gingerbread house!!!
Ok....ready?????? Here it goes!!!
MMMMMM!!! Destruction is YUMMY!!!!!
Hey everyone! Today it's MOM (Laura) at the keyboard. I am so so so sorry for the lack of posts and updates with our new family member (Toby), but the last almost two weeks have reminded me of those first surreal days home alone with a new (human) baby.
Toby is a PERFECT little pug and fitting in so nicely with us! Salinger is being a bit turdlier than usual and is a bit jealous and has even started MARKING around the house (ai yi yi!). I REFUSE to put them in belly bands (because we have this awesome custom built doggie door!) so I just follow them everywhere and get ready to pounce if I see a leg start to lift. I'm lucky to get a real shower every day (usually with the curtain open so I can see what they're doing) and am still balancing work on top of all this. LUCKILY I work from home or I would be an unemployed MESS of a Crazy Pug Lady right now.
SO....until I can put something better together....here's a video of me "interviewing" the boys after they received a cool new toy from Julie (from The Pug Corral).
Thank you ALL for the sweet words, encouragement, commisserating, support and laughs as we've brought sweet Toby into our home!
I promise to try and get better with blogging and let Salinger have the keyboard back. I know he's much funnier and more interesting than I am!
Hey there youse guys! This is TOBY here at the keyboard today!!!!
GUESS what I got today???? A MCCHEESYBURGER!!!! My big brother, Salinger, has been telling me all about these magical meat sammiches and Mom brought us home one to share!
It was SWELL, I tell ya....just SWELL!!!
***MOM'S NOTE*** Most of you probably know that Salinger speaks with a deep voice and a British accent. TOBY speaks like a cross between Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and one of those young 20's wiseguy gangsters. Just FYI to make your reading experience more fun.