Friday, July 31, 2009

Da Bugg Gooroo will tell your fortune!!!

Salinger is taking a break from playing with our weekend houseguests, Sophie and Dixie Bugg. We will have a LOT to blog about (stay tuned) but we wanted to kick off the weekend with a VERY exciting installment of Da Bugg Gooroo Fortune Teller!!!!
Dixie says: "I, Da Bugg Gooroo will anser da qweshtins about da footure! Comment heer wiff yoor qweshtins an I weel gaaaze inna ma cristel ball an tell da troof about yoor destiny".

You heard the lady....submit away!

Happy Friday everyone!


Pearl said...


Ok Bugg Gooroo! I have qwestchuns about my future!

When will I finally become potty trained?
Will I marry?
Will I have babies? (mom wants to give you a hint on this one and tell you that I am 'fixed'.. but just ignore her. You are way smarter than her!)

Thank you in advance for answering these burning qwestchuns!

Apollo-of the Greek God's Pug said...

Hi Bugg Gooroo,

I'm not officially back, as my Mommy's Dad is still in the hospital and we don't have time to catch up. But Mommy got your email and told me about it. And yes I do have a question, maybe two for you. Will us Pug Bloggers get to have a vacation together at Barkwells? Oh, and will I get a human sibling?


Salinger The Pug said...

Miz Perl,
Wow...das a lot of qweshtins.
1. Yoo do not needs to be potty trained...yoo haz da momma to clean up da poopz.

2. Yoo will mary a hansome fawn pug. I see da mommaz standing dere laffing.

3. Yoo don't want to has da babies...meen peepul MADE me hav dem and it hurtz an gives yoo da saggy boobs. Not kool.

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Apollo,

I tink yoor granpappy weel be okey. He needz da pug kisses.

Ok...on too da qweshtins...

1. I see da puggies runnin at Barkwells an chasin' cheekins, so I tink yes.

2. I do tink yoo will haf a hooman sister sumtime. Shee might pull yoor tale, but yoo has to bee nise.

Hope dat helps.

Rosie said...

Oh Bug Garoo - I have some quesions:

Will I ever get another pug as a house mate?
Will the cats I live with ever leave?
Will the mommy give me the cats food for dinner?
I am dying to know...

Stubby said...

Hi Bugg Gooroo! Where do I start? I have so many questions! Okay , here goes.

Will my parents ever take me back to Salinger's house?
Will I ever get to ride in Mom's new car?
Will my breath ever get better?
Will I ever get sick of eating Popeye's chicken?
Will I ever go back to Barkwells?

Thanks Bugg Gooroo. I hope you're having a great time at Salinger's house. Wish I were there!

Stubby xoxo

Salinger The Pug said...

Miz Rosie,

I haf seen yer footur and YES, I do see anudder puggy in youz house. Da littles weel wurk on da pawents.

You shood ignore dose kats. Dey aren't leeving. Sorry bout dat.

If you want da kats fudz, jess EETS it. If da momma gives you da kats fudz by mistake an you DONT LIKE it, yoo shood poopz on da flore.

Gud luck gurl!

Aniemother said...

Hehehe.. Great pix! Hope you have lots of fun. I also wonder how many kittens will be born in Virus' litter!


Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Stubbee,

Mr. Salinger sez lots of nise tings about yoo!

1. YES, yer pawents will bring yoo back heer. Itz FUN!

2. YES, da mama weel cave and yoo weel be ridin in stile befoor yoo know et.

3. Dere is nufin rong wiff yer breaff! Don let ennyone tell yoo odderwize!

4. No...cheekin is gud.

5. Yes, I seez da puggies runnin' aroun and chasin da cheekins at da Barkwells.

I em having fun wif Salinger and ma Sophee. We like da doggie door!

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Bajas

I seez five keetuns in da litter. Why she trow dem in da trash es beeond mee. Whoo putz da bebehs in da litter bag fer da trash pepul?

Murphy Dogg said...

Oh, my darling Dixie Bugg. I totally dig your saggy boobs.

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo

This is Petunia here...I know how the saggy boobs are don't worry about em...

My questions is...will my mommy ever get me a snuggie doggie? They look so nice.

Salinger The Pug said...

Murfee mah boyfrien...
Deese saggy boobs are alllllll yers bebbeh!


Salinger The Pug said...

Miz Petunia,

I em gladz dat I'm not de onlee one wit da saggy boobz!

Az fer da Snuggie...I tink EVERYdog shud haf one. We shud all shivver an akt liek ur kold and steel da hoomans blankeets. Dat shood git da message akross.

I em sendin yer mommy da telepaffic mind messages now.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh! we wish we lived close to you so we could come over and play!

although emmitt is very excited to have all of you come to his birthday party tomorrow. the jet is fueled and waiting for you.

emmitt's question for the bugg gooroo is what does it mean to be a teenager ~ he wants to be a good one!

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Emmitt,

Happee Birffday tamarraw! We wull check out yer blog partee! I likes da meetlofe!

To be a teenajer meens dat you can plays da moosic reel LOWD an doo dum stuff in da name of beein a "rebbel". Injoy et, butt dont bee jurkey liek a lotz of teenajerz are!

Sandra y Coco said...

Dear Bugg,
Will I ever see my love Pearly-Poo? Or should I just be happy sniffing her? I also need to know if I will ever have siblings. I wanted 3 human and 2 puggies. Do you think I will get them for Christmas?
Thank you. You are wise and beautiful.

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Coco,

I hatez too say et, but dere is no possibillyty ov seein Miz Pearl odder dan in yoor eemagination since youz do not has de eyes. I em sorree.

As for de sibblings, unless mommee has de newz...I don tink it weel happun by de Crissamis. Mebbe a puggy sibbling doh.

I tink yoo is berry kute too!

Hank said...

Well hey there, Bugg Gooroo, honey!

I wanna know whut my mom and Aunt Laura are always cacklin' 'bout on the phone. Are they makin' fun o' me???

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Hank

Dey laff about everyting...but mostly stuff dat even 10 yeer ole boyz dont even find funnee ennymore. Day is silly and yoo shoodn't conseern yerself wit it.

Tweedles -- that's me... said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo
It's me Tweedles.
Do you see a future of me ever getting a baby sister- and would I accept her if we did get one.

Puglette said...

hi great gooroo! it is so nice of you to take time out of your vacation to answer questions.

ollie would like to know why dad tastes so good.

charlie wants to know if she will get cake on her birthday, and how to make ollie stop..ahem..humpying her.

honey wants to know why the dang pugs are here, what are they good for anyways.

thank you for your help,
puglette and family

Salinger The Pug said...

Miz Tweedles,

Ah DOO see a bebbeh in yoor footure! Wether it be Pug or hooman, yoo weel bee a grate big seester and love her a lot.


Salinger The Pug said...

Miz Puglette,

Yoo ax a LOT of da qweshtins!
1. Dad prolly tastes good cuz he taste like da salt (liek patato cheeps)

2. Charlie weel have da cake...but yoo may haf to remind da pawents.

3. Humping is da goooood exercise. It keeps da core strong and da joints leember. Yoo shood embrace da humps.

4. Pugs are little hoomans in da fur kotes. Dey roole da world, but most peepul don want to admit dat.

Happee to bee of da helpp.

GC Girl said...

Dear Bugg Gooroo,

How comes so many puggies gets to play with each other where you lives but I never gets to play with you? Will I ever gets to meet the famous Indy pugs?

Thank yous,

Harry Pugalicious

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Harry,

Ferst...tell your mama dat her odder bloggie is very kool. She is a great hoomanitarian!

I guess we'd jess lucky here in da Indy to have so many puggy friends. We all met thru da Yahoo meetup groop, so mebbe you could haf your mama start one too!

I tink we will get to meet yoo one day soon! Mebbe on da Rachael Ray show!

C.l.o.v.e.r. said...

Bug Gooroo,
I am excited about this!
Chewy wants to ask: Will I ever have a girlfriend?
And I want to ask: Will my parents ever take me camping?
Thanks for thinking about these things for us!

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr Chewy and Miz Clover,

Da Gooroo has looked into da cristel bawl and haz da ansirs...

Mr. Chewy, YES, I doo think yoo will getz a nise gurlfrien very soon. Yoo is a verry hansome Pug an I ken see yoo've been werkin' out.

Miz Clover, Yes, I doo think da pawents weel take yoo campeng...but WHY wood you want to do dat? Dey has nise hotels dat even allow da puggies an you can order da room service ands dey bring da fudz rite to da room ands yoo can eetz et in da BED!

Nevis said...


Nancy Medina said...

Hey there Da Bug Gorroo. This here is your good pal Howie Pee. Can you tell me when it's gonna be lunchtime? I know I jest ate brekkies, but I was three kibbles short of a bowlful and so I've got tummy bubbles. Can you advise? Does the future look bright Gorroo?
your good friend,

Salinger The Pug said...

Mr. Howie Pee,

Dat is bad nooz to heer dat you got da shaft wit da kibble dis mornin'. I wood say dat da lunch time is aroun noon, but if you needs to eets befoor den, yoo shood give da mama big beggin eyes an follow her aroun da house sounding reeeel pathetick.

Yoor footure does look brite but I thinks yoo shood be niser to AnnieBelly. Kharma will byte yoo in da puggy butt!

Good luck mah staaarvin' friend!

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