Wordless Wednesday....Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis????

Turdley Tuesday

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..........

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...what the...?


Lady...it is NINE (9) degrees outside, I found a sun puddle here on the floor and intend to take my late-mid morning nap in PEACE! NO I do NOT want a pillow, blankie or bed...I just want to S T R E T C H out here on the warm floor!!!

Now put away that clicky flashy box and leave me ALONE! CAPISCE????


Happy Tuesday and stay warm if it's cold where you are!

Tuesday Thievery

I think I'm going to be in the doghouse for a few days after THIS little escapade.

I HAD to do it...I'm still protesting those new bowls!!!!!

I'm starving for crying out Pug!!!!!

I'm on a hunger strike!

Yep...that's right...a HUNGER STRIKE!

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!

Want to know why????

I HAAAAATE MY NEW FEEDER AND BOWLS!!!!
Dad got me this cool tricked out bone shaped feeder (VERY similar to my OLD one, which ALSO had stainless bowls!) and I refuse to eat from it.

They even tried to get me to eat a Cheesy McBurger from it! NO WAY!



I've got PLENTY of fat stored up...so I'll just wait until they bring the old bowls back!


Yep....nothing will tempt me...not chicken, cheese, eggies, cheesy mcburgers, or even fortune cookies. FORGET IT!!! I'm going to keep protesting until mom gives me back my old bowls!!!!

Thanks (?) Melissa and Emmitt!!!

OOOHHHH! Mail's here!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOM!! This envelope smells like it's for ME!


Is it foodables????

Come ON Lady!!! Open the farkakte thing!!!!


Hey...this looks like something from Auntie Melissa and Emmitt!!!

What IS it???





Aw HAAAAAAAAIL no!

Um...Mom? Is this what I THINK it is???


Crrrrrrrap!

No offense Aunt Melissa....but I'm NOT looking at the camera!


OK...I gotta admit...it WILL look pretty sweet during football season since it's totally ARABIANS colors!

Ok, take the picture, but MAKE IT QUICK!!!


Oooohhh...now this smells harmless/non-humiliating!!!

Puggy SWITCHPLATES!!!!


Now THIS is cool looking here in Mom's office!!!! I'll sit up close to the switch so you can see the resemblance!

THANK YOU SO MUCH Melissa (and Emmitt) for making my sweater vest in RECORD time! Mom loves it and I agreed to pose for some more pics later when I'm not being so turdley!


**MOM'S NOTE** Melissa can do these adorable sweater vests in ANY color combo that you can dream up! CLICK HERE to order your very own today!!!!

Happy Hump Day!

Mom's birthday weekend!

**Warning** long post. Grab a snack and get comfortable!

So I was ALLLL excited because Mom turned 40 this weekend and I figured I could spend all day in her lap giving birthday kisses and sharing cake with her. WRONG!

The Peeps went on some kind of "surprise mystery trip" (according to dad) and I stayed at Little Rascals (which was fun...but whatevs). Since the peeps ditched me, Lloyd and Gail decided to help me have my OWN birthday party with their pugs Rocky and Daisy! Check us out partying like rock stars!

I'm in the back (I refused to wear the hat!) and that's Rocky and Daisy in the front with the stuffed 40 autograph dog that Lloyd and Gail got for mom too!

WHOOHOO! What a PARTY!!!!!

Lloyd and Gail even got mom this COOL card for me to give to her!!!


They even got mom FLOWERS to go with the nice card and autograph dog!

HAHAHAA...the dog says "in dog years I'm DEAD!"
THANK YOU Lloyd and Gail!!!! Mom's eyes got all leaky with all of this!

SO...Mom missed her own party that I had for her with my Little Rascals friends SO yesterday after she picked me up....I gave her the "brown eye" treatment all day!

That ought to fix her!


Mom has been yacking about what a FAAABULOUS time she had all weekend so I guess I can let her share some of her pics. Please note no pugs ANYWHERE....

SURPRISE!!! Dad and Aunt Susan arranged a SURPRISE party for mom with all of her old school friends!!!! Again...note the blatant lack of PUGS.

Aunt Susan, Uncle Tom, Olivia and Elyse were there!


Kyle and Bob were there!


The Lustig Family was there!


The Calleja Family was there!


The Hughes family was there!


And one of mom's bestest high school friends (that she hasn't SEEN since then) FLEW IN FROM ATLANTA!

It's mom and Lisa!!!


There was a LOT of laughing.....

(note, NO PUGS)

and silliness....

(Team Estrogen....SANS PUG!)


lots of great catching up with old friends...

(Team Sausage...SANS PUG!)


helpful and age appropriate gifts...

(hmmm...STILL no pug)

and of course...CAKE!

With LOTS of frosting...

Ok...maybe TOO MUCH frosting....



Birthday snuggles from Holden and daddy...



and THESE...after a trip to Windsor, Canada!

The elusive red Team Canada Olympic mittens!


Mom wants to say THANK YOU to Daddy and Aunt Susan for planning the whole weekend and making it the BEST birthday ever!



So mom had a great birthday weekend....I had fun at Little Rascals....but I'm still going to be sticking with the Brown Eye treatment for a little while longer!


Happy Tuesday everone!

Thursday thievery

Hi everyone!

It's cold and rainy here in Indy today and mom is being all boring and WORKING (the NERVE!). She put the Game Show Network on for me and made me a "puggy nest" on the couch with Holden's sleeping bag, but I wasn't feeling it.....so I decided to wait until she got up and her headband slipped off her head and STEAL IT!

BWWWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! It's MINE now!



See....I make it impossible for her to resist playing with me!

Happy Thursday everyone!

War games

Good morning troops! This is General Salinger T. Pug reporting from the upstairs of our residence with Corporal Holden and I conducting heavy surveillance and evaluating our target (Will)


At 1200 hours, Mom gave the all clear to FIRE!!!!

"Ahhh...I love the smell of Nerf darts in the morning" (well, technically it was noon).

I jumped up to make sure Will didn't require medical attention from the Nerf attack


He was fine, so I decided to hold him prisoner and make him play tug with a ball with me!


Meanwhile, Holden kept threatening to attack if Will didn't get up!


I barked at Holden and told him that I had secured the prisoner and he was going NO WHERE for the moment. Mom and I commanded him to go clean his room while I roughed up my ball and prisoner!


What did all of YOU do this weekend?

Happy Monday!

I was TOO clean!

Yesterday, Mom declared me to be "disgusting and cheesy"...and NOT in a good way. This meant I got to spend some time in the bubbles HERE...


YEP...I had a THOROUGH detailing and even smelled like gingersnaps when Mom picked me up!

I decided that the groomer lady did TOO nice of a job on me and cleaned away some of my natural Puggy charm, so this morning when Mom gave me her ALMOST empty yogurt container (which I usually just sniff or ignore), I REEEEALLY went to town!

Mmmmm....GREEK YOGURT!

I can tell there's a whole bunch more waaaay down in the bottom........



Ahhh.....there it is! SO YUMMY! I don't ever want to take my head out of this yogurt container!!!!



TA-DAH! New and improved YOGURTY FACE!!!


Take THAT PetSmart!!!!!!!

Uh oh!

I'm sure most of you saw my post/outburst the other day when I reacted to some clown trying to steal my Pegetables. Refresh your memories by CLICKING HERE.

Turns out, "Medival Muslim" justice is frowned upon by most folks here, so I'm in the proverbial DOGHOUSE now.



I should be out of hot water soon....as long as I can keep my nose wrinkle clean and stay out of further trouble!

Hey Mom....quit following me around laughing and saying "Robble Robble" like that ridonkulous Hamburglar guy! It's SOOOO not funny! Make yourself useful and bake me a file cake or somthing!

Happy Thursday!

Give the boy a hand!!!

Ok...listen up. I'm only going to say this once.....

NO
ONE
STEALS
MY
PEGETABLES!!!


Think I'm kidding???

Look what happened to the last clown that tried to steal my Pegetables!!! I went a little "Medival Muslim" and rectified the situation myself.



Touch my Pegetables and you'll be useless in a live studio audience!!!

CAPISCE????