Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I'm on a hunger strike!

Yep...that's right...a HUNGER STRIKE!

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!!!!!

Want to know why????

I HAAAAATE MY NEW FEEDER AND BOWLS!!!!
Dad got me this cool tricked out bone shaped feeder (VERY similar to my OLD one, which ALSO had stainless bowls!) and I refuse to eat from it.

They even tried to get me to eat a Cheesy McBurger from it! NO WAY!



I've got PLENTY of fat stored up...so I'll just wait until they bring the old bowls back!


Yep....nothing will tempt me...not chicken, cheese, eggies, cheesy mcburgers, or even fortune cookies. FORGET IT!!! I'm going to keep protesting until mom gives me back my old bowls!!!!

22 comments:

Stubby said...

Salinger dude! I didn't believe the stories about you having an eating disorder but now I know they are true! What is going on dude?

I wouldn't care if the McCheesy Burger was hanging out of your you-know-what, I would eat it no problem. And what is going on with your tail? I think it's possessed or something. Maybe it's like an antenna trying to call up to your space ship to come get you. Get a grip, dude!

Stubby xoxo

Pee-s: Please send all the McCheesy Burgers to me!

Puglette said...

dear salinger, this is an obvious case of puggie mistreatment. i could not believe my ears when i heard your mom say she was showing you tough love! talk about fartkake (?) maybe you should head on over to pugsley's house for some proper feeding. if you can't eat from those new bowls, remember...leather shoes and what not are nutritious too.
hugs,
puglette
:o)

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Man, you have some serious self control. Mom would take us to the vet IMMEDIATELY if we missed a meal. Good luck, dude.

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Man, you have some serious self control. Mom would take us to the vet IMMEDIATELY if we missed a meal. Good luck, dude.

Southern Fried Pugs said...

Man, you have some serious self control. Mom would take us to the vet IMMEDIATELY if we missed a meal. Good luck, dude.

Chicas Libelulas said...

Hola Chicos!!
Long time no see!
But we had to say your control you have not eat that Mccheesy burger is amazing, we would have sent to the ER! And like Stubby said we would eat a McCheesy from any place!! We will support you Spiritualy, we can send you a Big Book to read (with food inside)to let time go by.
Good Luck!
Bechos
Spongy & Licky

P.S. La Mamma Marcella here,
What happen to your tail???
Are you Ok looks like it broke.Hope you are Ok.

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Salinger mom is hysterical but we understand. I lost 1 pound when this lady tried that shinanigan on us. They should try to eat of of shiny, clangy metal bowls. You can get struck by lightening for Gods sake.
Benny & Lily

Wilma said...

Bah!! You're killin'me Sal. You looklike Sluggo and you are acting like Brigitte. We went away to Vermont one year and the folks pre packed our meals in baggies. Brigitte wouldn't eat all weekend because she didn't see them prepared. And that little shakey tail down neurotic behavior type thing you are doing,totally Sluggo. Me. I can honestly say, even at my sickest,I have not missed a meal in almost ten years.

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Your gonna waste away sweet Salinger! Mom tried this stunt on me a week ago. I carried my food out of the bowl and ate it on the ground (wet food too on carpet BOL)! We hope you get your dishes back soon.

Hugs,
Tuni

Yoda & Brutus said...

Salinger - what is going on dude?

We are with Stubby too, we would have eaten that McCheesy Burger no matter where it was!!

We hope things get straightened out and you start eating again!! Just give your mom your best tragic starving puggy face :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Jessica Lynne said...

Just don't get too skinny, Salinger. Girls like a little meat on their puggies!

Minnie and Mack said...

OMG, Salinger, what's going on? Are you protesting because of the Poop Machine costume? (you know my hu-mom laughs everytime she sees the pictures of even thinks about it.)
Please eat, we'll miss you if you fade away. (and send the uneaten food our way, please!)

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Two Pugs in a Pod said...

Haaahaha! Oh, Salinger. You and my Klaus are SO much alike! I can't tell you how many times I've had to entice him to eat out of his bowl because something had changed just slightly. People don't believe it when I say he'll refuse to eat his RAW BEEF sometimes, even when I try to hand feed it to him! And no, he is not sick...just PICKY. Good grief! This is how I know that pugs are not dogs. :) I mean, seriously...who refuses a cheesy mcburger? Oh, and by the way...we know your weird tail thing was a ploy for sympathy. You know your mama will get worried about you because you're not eating and "acting funny," and give in to your demands. We're on to you, buddy! ;)

-The Two Pugs in a Pod Mama

(Hey Sal...keep up the good work. Hunger strikes DO work--it's the best way to get cheese on your food! -Klaus the pickiest pug)

(Hey Sal...can I have your cheesy mcburger? I don't mind shiny bowls! -Natty)

Dana Orsborn said...

Hi Salinger!

Daisy can't believe you resisted all
that food because of your bowls!
That is unheard of for a pug.

Your mom may need to start hand feeding
you if those bowls don't work out
soon.

Daisy and I hope you are having a
great week!

-Dana & Daisy

dw said...

Salinger, dude! I've seen you eat! I know you love to eat! You're a pug for goodness sake!! Go for the McCheesy Burger or you may never ever get another one! (oh the horrors!)

Kitty+Coco said...

Let's face it, if your mom saw you sleeping with your eyes open and thought you needed surgery, then just wag that broke-down tail a little more! GENIOUS! She will give in at some point, though I wouldn't push it too far or you might be in the doghouse :)
We have stainless bowls, and our little ID tags clang so loudly as we eat that it sounds like a dinner bell ringing. Ugh. Such indignity. Keep up that hunger strike!

Kitty and Coco

Diane said...

Oh Sal, I love your little face. It is so sweet & I do wish I could kiss you right square in the mouth! I have NEVER seen anything that kept a Pug away from a food bowl! I am amazed!

Mitchell and Janet said...

Janet just made our pugmom return two different sets of bowls as she refused to eat from anything but her old bowls! We are fussy pugs too!

Vito and Gina said...

Oh Sal, you must be REALLY upset to turn down a McCheesy Burger!! You look really upset at the end of that video. I am worried about you. It's been two days - please tell me you have crossed the picket line by now.

Later!
Vito

Oakley and Swisher said...

S-dog, dude passing up on a burger? Whoa! now that takes a lot of willpower. Our mom makes us eat out of torture bowls, that make (or try anyway) us eat slower.

We have to say we admire your determination to get your old bowls back.

Hope you either are back to eating or that you got your bowls back buddy.

Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish

Heather and Walter said...

That is so SO funny. I do the same thing with Walter, give him a bit and try to get him to eat out of the bowl. I'm wondering if the circumference of the stainless steel is not to Salingers liking. I've noticed Walter won't eat out of bowls that are too small i.e. that he (thinks he) could get his head stuck in. Never in a million years could we have a cool feeder like that one. It's mixing bowl and pie plates for us. Funny!

Marlene said...

Salinger,
My mom couldn't stop laughing at you! Why does she think this trickery is so funny?!

Love, Marlene