Hey Dad! When is it going to be “Take Your Pug To Work Day”? I don’t see it anywhere in your Blackberry!
WHAAAT? You don’t think The Feds have a “Take Your Pug To Work Day”????? What kind of crap is that? I think you need to get on the stick and make it happen!!!
In the meantime, I’ll just be here…resting my chin on your briefcase.