Our local CBS station here in Indy is holding auditions for David Letterman's STUPID PET TRICKS!!! Mom entered my "Dentist" trick (not for a SECOND thinking she would hear from them). A nice lady emailed mom and told her that she was mailing her tickets to the Indy Home show and to be there on Monday 2/1 at 2:20 for our AUDITION to perform our trick!!! Mom has been a Letterman fan for AGES (back when he used to wear tennis shoes on TV!). She would FRRRRREAK if she got to take me to NY to meet him!!!!
So...as promised...here is a very quick SNEAK PEEK at my NEVER BEFORE PERFORMED ON VIDEO "Dentist" trick. Mom hopes that my reluctance was just because I was being turdley that day because normally I'm a VERRRY good dentist!
Aunt Sarah is loaning mom one of those patient bibs that you wear on that clippy cord and I'm going to wear my blue scrubs to look like a real dentist!
Oy vey....the crap I do for this woman!!!! (note HUUUGE Pug eye roll!)
Wish us luck!!!! We'll let you know how it went next Monday!!!
32 comments:
OMD! That is TOO much! I can't wait to know if you are selected! I am so excited for you guys!
Salinger dude! That totally looks like a winning trick to me. I love it! After you make it big and everything do you think you might open your own practice? I sure need some dental work!
Stubby xoxo
Speechless, just speechless.....
Sal, where do I begin??? First, I was worried about you and your mom on Letterman. Let's face it, he has a hard time keeping his thingy to hisself. Your mom is pretty cute, so I was gonna suggest you keep a close eye on Letterman's thingy just in case it starts pointin' where it shouldn't.. know what I mean?
BUT... then I watched your 'Dentist' video with your mom layin' there with her mouth hangin' open in her jammies. Eh, ya probably don't have to worry about Letterman hittin' on your mom. I'm just sayin'. Unless he's into chicks that french kiss their pug. HA! Not that my mom has a chance, I mean she's sittin' here popping pimples on Betty's chin. Oh la la. Can I just say it's a good thing our mom's are married because tyrin' to find them a mate at this point would prove very difficult.
Anyhooo. Dude! Sal, remember us little peeps when you're all famous from appearing on Letterman! You're totally gonna rock it. And if you don't want to look in mom's mouth, have her hide one of your liver treats behind a molar or something.
Have your agent call my agent.
Gunther
Hi Sal! OMD you are going to be so famous! What a cute dentist trick! I am keeping my paws crossed for you, I sure hope you get on Letterman.
And I am so sorry to hear about your great grandpa - sending lots of hugs and kisses to you and your family.
xo
WHERE ARE MY KISSES!!!!!!!!
I am soooooooo jealous:(
Pugsley
Dude. I's happy for you and all but that's kinda gross! I hopes you don't gets the stage-scarediness
We hope you get the spot!
Wow, Sal!! That is so cool!! I hope you make it but if not remember we all still love you and you're famous (or infamous?!?!) to us!!
Salinger, that is BEYOND exciting! I really hope you get picked! We'd love to watch you on TV! Make sure you practice a lot so you can do really well!
Bunny
That is HYSTERICAL!!! Letterman ! Holy crap Good luck Mr. Dentsit
Benny & Lily
Our paws are crossed for you!! This could be your big break into stardom!
Don't forget to get an agent and a publicist STAT!
This looks a bit more like a tonsillectomy to me, but whatever. I also never watch the Letterman show, but whatever. Things have got to change and you are the reason for that. You GO Salinger. I'll watch every minute of it. Please keep us posted.
Twink!
Congratulations, Salinger!!
I've got my paws crossed for you!
Sonic
This is HUGE - please let us all know how things go!!!
That is so exciting! I hope you
get the spot! I think the dentist
bib is going to seal the deal.
-Dana & Penny
Sal, buddy.....when ya come over tuh git the bib an' clip would yuh PLEASE clean O'Mally's teeth?!?!?!
I've said it before an' I'll say it again.....her breath could kill a MOOSE!!!
Wow! that is so exciting! Good luck to ya! You guys deserve some happiness after your last post. (We are so sorry by the way.) Good Luck again!
So impressive!! Mom LOVES this (she's a dentist). Hope for your sake that your mom flosses!! Goooooood luck on the audition - you gotta be a shoe in!
Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
hi laura and salinger!
oh my gosh! this is huge!
i am so excited for you two! the whole world NEEDS to meet Salinger!
xoxoxoxo
m & e
OMG that would be so super cool! We can't wait to hear about it.
Roxy & Lucky
Oh my gosh! We have a star among us! I am keeping my fingers crossed for your television debut!
This is very cool! xo Diane
I can't WAIT to see how this goes over on stage! I hope you nail it, Sal!!!!!!
I'm thinkin' your momma should not brush her teeth that morning. Just to give you some extra plaque to go after...
Salinger that is amazing news! I will cross my paws for you!
your gonna be a STAR?
wow!!
love
tweedles
hahaha that is awesome!!
I hope you do make it cause that would be incredible!
Bennie and I have our paws and fingers crossed for you. We think it would be great!!
Bennie and Martha
Salinger....! Dude!
We love your trick! Can't wait to see if you're selected.
Keep us posted!
Paws-out
N&C
P.S. Sorry to hear about the passing of JD Salinger...
Best of luck with your audition! I can't hardly wait to see the S-Dog on the L-Man show!
First of all, oh, Laura, you're crazy. But thats hilarious.
I really hope you get on! You'll have to let us know as soon as you know! We're all praying for you!
This is HYSTERICAL and you better figure out what you want to wear onstage (no short skirts!) because you're GOING TO ACE THE AUDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow - good luck Salinger!
- Charlie
p.s. Sugar the Golden Retriever has an oven recipe for sweet potato treats that looks good.
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