Lazy Pug Weekend BLUES!

HAHAHA....check it out....I got the BLUES!!!!!!!!!

PLAY IT, DADDY!!!!


Have a great weekend everyone!!!!

Weird Sign Wednesday

WHOA! This sign appears to warn of a big SNAKE with a POINTY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

I asked Holden to pick me up, but just to be safe, I'm going to stretch my arms out and stick my tongue out to disguise myself as a big scary hissy PugSnake!!!!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Pillow Puggy Sammich

Ugh...more humiliation for your viewing pleasure...

Happy Friday everyone!!!

Get Your Freak On FRIDAY!

Aw MOM...did you REALLY have to post this picture????

***SO EMBARRASSING!!!***


For anyone with kids looking at this, just point out the adorable puggy. For all the sickos out there....HAPPY FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAA!

Stupid Pet Tricks Audition!!!

Today was our big audition for David Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks!!!!

"Come on lady! Step on it!!!! We can't be late for my audition!!!!"

Mom stopped and picked up Aunt Kelly on the way...

She agreed to be my personal assistant today!


We arrived at the Indy Home Show and were escorted to the stage where WISH TV (our local CBS station) was holding the auditions!


Mom and I didn't even have time to be nervous! They announced that we were up RIGHT AWAY!

We got to meet Dick Wolfsie from WISH TV!

Mom got her props (neck bib/magazine)ready and assumed the "Dental patient" position...

I gave her a pretty good dental cleaning, once facing the camera and then again with my PugButt to the camera!!! HAHAHAAHA!

THEN....Mr. Wolfsie asked if I just cleaned MOM'S teeth or if he would give him a cleaning too! HAHAHAHA! He asked for it!


Mom put the dental bib thing around HIS neck....

Then I cleaned his teeth TOO!!!!

We aren't sure exactly how stiff the competition was. We only stayed around to watch two other contestants....

This Boxer (who should have been wearing PANTS!) chewed the lid off of a Mountain Dew bottle and then dumped it all over the floor and licked it up (laaaaame)


This little Papillion/Shih Tzu mix (Pap Shiht?) stood on a little carpet and did sort of a scratchy Moonwalk kind of thing. He was VERRRY tiny and very cute!


It was pretty crowded, so we decided to leave so we could drop Aunt Kelly (who was a FABULOUS personal assistant today!) at home and then Mom took me to McD's for a nice big fat, juicy REWARD...

MMMMMMM!!!!! I'll clean ANYONE'S teeth for a McCheesyBurger!!!!!

The WISH people told us that the audition tape actually gets sent to Mr. Letterman and his staff and THEY will watch them all and then decide who they would like to have on the show.

We have NO IDEA how long this will take, but we are crossing everything and promise to keep everyone posted if we hear anything from them!!!!

Could S-Dog be on LETTERMAN???

OMG! THIS IS HUUUUUUGE!!!

Our local CBS station here in Indy is holding auditions for David Letterman's STUPID PET TRICKS!!! Mom entered my "Dentist" trick (not for a SECOND thinking she would hear from them). A nice lady emailed mom and told her that she was mailing her tickets to the Indy Home show and to be there on Monday 2/1 at 2:20 for our AUDITION to perform our trick!!! Mom has been a Letterman fan for AGES (back when he used to wear tennis shoes on TV!). She would FRRRRREAK if she got to take me to NY to meet him!!!!


So...as promised...here is a very quick SNEAK PEEK at my NEVER BEFORE PERFORMED ON VIDEO "Dentist" trick. Mom hopes that my reluctance was just because I was being turdley that day because normally I'm a VERRRY good dentist!

Aunt Sarah is loaning mom one of those patient bibs that you wear on that clippy cord and I'm going to wear my blue scrubs to look like a real dentist!


Oy vey....the crap I do for this woman!!!! (note HUUUGE Pug eye roll!)


Wish us luck!!!! We'll let you know how it went next Monday!!!