Thursday, January 7, 2010

Wasn't me!

Oh HIIII mom! Ummm...I just found this spool of your rustic wrapping twine stuff here in the living room. How odd!

HOW did it get downstairs you ask???? Hmmmmm.....

HEY LOOK! Was that a CAT????

YEAH...that's the ticket! Cats like to play with this stuff....I'll bet a CAT snuck into my doggie door and was playing with your twine!!!!

Yep...sure smells like a CAT was here!!!

I certainly know that **I** would never do such a thing!!!

All right...which way did he go???

Don't worry mom...I'll find ol' Tuna Breath and make sure he cleans this up!!!!


Pearl said...

BOL!!! Sal, it's obvious that there is some kind of feline invasion going on in your house! I trust you will handle it with great haste.

We had a similar incident recently, regarding Momma's new slipper being found in my food bowl. Very strange, indeed...

Hope you guys are staying warm today! It's 14 degrees here, and I may or may not have forced Momma to carry me outside to potty this morning.


houndstooth said...

Those felines are tricky and not to be trusted! If you need help tracking him down, I'll be happy to lend a paw!


Yoda and Brutus said...

Salinger, those kitties can be sneaky - trust us, we have three that live with us.

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

dw said...

Gee Salinger, a cat set you up, huh? Nasty kitteh -- must have been Basement Cat!

Anonymous said...

hahaha sometimes i wonder how much 'cat' is in my dogs! :)

Diane said...

You little stinker! Blaming the cat, huh! You are far too cute to reprimand! Hugs, Diane

Stubby said...

Hey Salinger! Your mom knows that you are a little angel and that you would never take anything that isn't yours (besides panties). I hope ou find that cat and scare it back to wherever it came from.

Stubby xoxo

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Don't let those kitties get you into trouble.
Tell them to keep their toys picked up!

Sonic said...

Be careful, Salinger!

Where there are cats, squirrels are usually hiding in the shadows. Evil critters travel in packs!


Benny and Lily said...

Salinger, first of all..get the guilty look off of your face. THEN, blame kitty..BOL
Benny & Lily

Harry Pugalicious said...

Darn cats! I tolds your Mom to cat-proof that doggie door! Obviously she was too busy kissing on me to pay attentions to what I was sayings.

Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Sal, cats are aliens. It probably appeared in the living room like Spock or Captain Kirk. Watch your back my friend...


Anonymous said...

never. trust. cats.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

you are a genius salinger!
will you do me a favor?
when you find the cat, please let me know what his name is so that i can explain all the *stuff* that happens in my house too.

this will be big! :)


Martha and Bailey said...

Those cats come in soooo handy, don't they Salinger?

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

You could also blame mice, which would convince your pawrents to get an ACTUAL cat, so then you'd have a real cat to blame everything on! GENIUS!