Saturday, January 2, 2010

Car Wash Torture

Well, the peeps picked a FINE way to start off 2010 for me....they took me through the CAR WASH!

I was SITTING inside the car on Mom's lap and everything, but they somehow forgot to mention that cleaning the salt off the car means a drive through the NIGHTMARISH TORTURE CHAMBER OF HELL!

See for yourself....

Happy New Year INDEED!!!


houndstooth said...

Oh Salinger!

I thought my people were bad for unleashing the terrifying mechanical hamster of death on me, but that looks much, much worse! You should win some kind of award!


Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

Salinger, that's just plain cruel! What kind of family have you got there?

Do you want us to call the Animal Cops peeps? We could also have Gunther send a pee-mail to Hank's family and have them come pick you up. We got lot's of room at our place, and our dad is too cheap to take the car to the car wash so your safe. Anything, just ask.

BTW, I love your Beatles, Yellow Submarine coat. It's totally groovy.


Pugsley and Lola said...

AHHH....I love you man!! Hope you get over your tramatic experience.

Pugs & Kisses to make it better!!!

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year!!

Yea car washes are pretty scare.. especially when Gus opens one of the windows when we go through lol hahaha

agent99 said...

Oh, and I thought it was just the motification of being made to wear a Confederate Soldier outfit.....Sorry S-dog, that was pretty low of your peeps. Come on up to Chicago, no worries, we can assure you mom NEVER cleans her car.

Gen & the Foo

VW: micrimm ???

Sequoia & Petunia said...

We loves your jacket, very you indeed! But the car wash torture machine, ahhhh! Momma said she wanted to try this with me, um no. I will be in hiding for awhile now.


Hank said...

AWWW!!! Poor Sal bubby!

PS Love the coat. You do look quite British!

dw said...

Awe, Salinger, dude! I think you were totally justified for being scared in that torture chamber from hell! Your eyes told the whole story - the terror of it all! Chicago's not that far if you want a place to hide out next time!

KibitzKnitz said...

Salinger, You are SO brave to go through that! Dewey would totally be digging through the floor in the back seat if he had to go through a car wash!

PugMoon - with, Bandit, Paisley, & Smokey pugs and their Mom Paula - PAPugMom said...


I bet you were as brave as you could be, bless your little heart.

Harry Pugalicious said...

S-Dog, did you thinks it was giant bath for you? Is that why you were scareds?

Nice jacket, BOL!!!

Stubby said...

Salinger dude! Paul McCartney called. He wants his Sgt. Pepper's jacket back.

I cannot believe your peeps took you to the car wash. What were they thinking? It's waaaaayyy too cold here for a car wash so let me know if you want me to drive down to Indy to pick you up so you can hang out here. No car washes for our cars until spring.

Stubby xoxo

Becky said...

Oh sweet Sal, that was scary! Hope you don't have nightmares!

Stacy/Brutus/Miley said...

Poor guy, keep on the looking for anything involving a vaccum. You do not want to go with them when they pick out a new one!

Scout and Freyja said...

Wish you would have asked us about that 'thing' first! Heck, we are a German Shepherd Dog and a Golden Retriever but once those flaps started flapping at us we went wacko, too, and wanted OUT of that contraption! You should have called. We could have filled you in!

Aniemother said...

Oh my Salinger, looks like that wasn't something fur you! I hope you won't have to go through that again!

Diane said...

Hi Salinger,
It is sooo nice to meet you & I thank you for popping by my blog & leaving a nice comment. I am so sorry you had to spend your new year going through that very scary
car wash. You would think they would be a little more "pug friendly" wouldn't you?? I am going to come back again & get to know you a little better. I DO LOVE pugs! I am Aunt Diane to Tweedles & Kong so I will be keeping an eye on you, you adorable little guy! Happy 2010 to you & your family! xoxoxo Diane
Oh yes...I love the cinnabon tail!

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi salinger and family!

happy happy new year!
oh how cute! we just want to squeeze salinger!

melissa and emmitt

Sonic said...


That video was so scary I just farted.

You must've been so brave not to have completely pooped all over the car!

What is it with humans and washing?


Tweedles -- that's me said...

Oh Salinger
What a brave heart you have!
I would have been skeeeered.

And if we went through a car wash- it would have been frozen.
poor little sweet Salinger.

Pearl said...

Oh Salinger, you looked so sad!!! I couldn't handle it!

I love love love your jacket. You are so dapper.

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

Ok Sal which is worse- being around 29239473 other pugs or being in the car wash? I'd really like to know your opinion!