Friday, January 15, 2010

For ME? Um....thanks???

Mom got the brilliant idea that I needed one of THESE to play with....

It's a ZhuZhu Hamster.


So mom brought the farkakte thing home from WalMart and let me check him out...

His name is "NumNums" and I guess he's ok...pretty cute and smells like lead from China.


WAIT A MINUTE!!! HE MOVES AND TALKS!!! Mom touched a button on his back and then he scared the holy living CRAP right out of me! Watch this.....


WTF kind of "gift" is this? Motorized vermin that makes farm animal noises? Um....thanks a bunch, Mom!!!!

Happy Friday everyone

(***Mom's note*** stay tuned for part two of this riveting post tomorrow!)

17 comments:

iheartsnark said...

Don't be embarassed...Angel has a favorite toy, but every time she bites it too hard and it squeaks, she quickly walks away from it!

Pearl said...

LOLLL!!!

Sal, our moms just looove to laugh at our expense, don't they?!

That thing is creepy.

Harry Pugalicious said...

BOL!!!

Stella, Gunther & Betty said...

WTF is that Sal? You just can't catch a break can you? First they scare the eyeballs out of you with the car wash and now the schizophrenic toy from Walmart.

I happened to notice in your movie you had your bags packed. Heading this? We'll leave the light on for ya...

Snorts and farts,
Gunther

Stubby said...

Salinger dude! Tell your mom to stay the heck out of Wallyworld! She buys more crap for you at that place and then laughs her a** off at your expense.

Make sure you pack some treats in your bag. I've got a spot in the bed saved for you little buddy!

Stubby xoxo

Pugsley and Lola said...

OMG!!! That thing is just too weird. It freaked me and Lola out, so we just knocked it over so it could not move. I always hear our moms talking about the "Evil Empire" and now I know what they are talking about!!!

I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!
XOXOXOXOXO
Pugsley (BPF/lifepartner)

Lex said...

omg that is priceless! I used to have one of those barking walking dogs (old school ones!) and they hated it!

Poor Salinger but bewarned.. towards the end he was ok with it... so numsnums might have a short shelf life.

oh and weren't that the tickleme elmo for this christmas??? hahaha

Arlo the Pug said...

Poor Salinger. Your face says it all. But no worries...just think of it as practice for those birds in your backyard!

dw said...

Salinger, dude!! You're being terrorized there, dude! First the car wash, then the ear pulling, now this???? PugAbuse, I tell ya! And yeah, those Made in China things are probably toxic ... especially to pugs, so I'd stay away from it if I were you. *nods* Your mom sure has a weird sense of humor! (Then again, maybe that's why she has a pug! Heeeeeee!)

Salinger The Pug said...

Hey guys,

Thanks for being so concerned about me! You'll totally laugh at tomorrow's post that mom is cooking up! (tease!)

For Stella, Betty, Gunther and Stubby...that's not a suitcase...it's daddy's BRIEFCASE (that he uses to carry his LUNCH, i-Pod and assorted cords/chargers to work!). Sometimes mom puts a banana on it so he'll remember to take it to work and I try to NOM it! The peel doesn't taste very good, btw!

Aniemother said...

Hehehe... Too funny!

B

houndstooth said...

Oh Salinger,

I am SO very sorry! I suspect I know where your mom got that idea. Those mechanical rodents are trying to take over the world! I see you can back up just like me!

Bunny

Sandy said...

You just need to pick that numnum up and shake the life...batteries...out of it! You are so cute!

Twinkietinydog said...

How do you spell scaredy kat? BOL
Staying tuned for part deux :)
Twink!

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Ahh that thingy is scary! You need to talk that hamster out. Good luck with the exterminiation.

Hank said...

Hang tight, bud!!!! Me an' my huntin' buddy, Joe Jack, will be right over!!!!

Pug(s) and Bugg said...

BOL... what language is that thing speaking!?!? Just take a poo on it when your Mom's not looking.