After our wet hike (and mom recovering from the five heart attacks she had watching me chase the squirrel), we stopped off to pick up some SLIDERS from White Castle (a.k.a. White Schmackle). Mom was making "White Trash Stuffing" to go with pork chops for dinner (sautee onions, celery and mushrooms...then add some chopped up sliders and a bit of chicken stock). I attacked Mimi in the back seat trying to get at the goods!
The stupid lady at the drive thru saw me (I was sitting on mom's lap in the car) and said that I was "so ugly that I was cute" UMMMMMMMMMM EXCUUUUUSE ME???????? She was no prize herself so we aren't sure where she got off saying that. She even had the cajones to give me a crappy, substandard "Ol' Roy" dog biscuit (which mom threw away because she read that they're made in China from roadkill, lead paint, melamine, salmonella and whatever else caused them to be recalled a while back).
ANYWAY...where were we after the mean/ugly/probably meth addicted lady insulted and tried to poison me?
Oh yes....SLIDERS!!! Since I was such a good sport and went hiking in the rain and mud, mom told Mimi that I could have a slider...
Mimi broke it up into tiny pieces for me
It was EYE BUGGING GOOD!
Mimi finally quit breaking off pieces and just held it out for me to take little bites. I was very careful and didn't bite her fingers...
Mimi even let me lick the empty box when I was finished!
Notice the proper positioning for this task....back arched and PugButt up FAAAR into the air. This allows for maximum face force on cardboard which allows for more flavor to be absorbed.
Mmmm...Sliders are yummy!!!! I highly recommend that you have your people pick you up some today!
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