Ladies and gentlepugs.....there is some CRAP UP WITH WHICH I WILL NOT PUT!!!!! I have been stationed at the front door all morning barking (and baaaaaarking) trying to ward off these intruders on my front lawn. One guy is PURPLE AND GREEN and answers to the name of "Mr. Enstein" (first name Frank). There are two orange fat guys with no faces and some flowery looking thing. They all look like a shady pack of shysters up to no good....
YOU THERE! GET. OFF. MY. LAWN!!!!
(look how scary I am in the door in the background!)
I'm going to stand here and guard the place, since no one else is!
MOM! Quit laughing and call the cops or something!!!!
18 comments:
BOL you should totally fight them... don't give up till they beg for mercy!!! BOL... that'll be a while....
Oh Salinger, the torture continues! What are those idiots doing looking all scary on your lawn!? You need to get Holden's help on this one, since your mom is obviously not concerned about her safety!
Oh my you look so serious there at the door. We hope your Mom called someone to come and get those strangers!
I think Mr. Enstein is going to have his hands full with you Salinger buddy if mom opens up that door for you. We don't think you need to be worried about the fat orange guys, but that green dude, you better keep up your guard.
Lots of Licks--
Oak and Swish
S-Dog - go lift your leg on them and they will know who is boss of your yard!!
(they tried to remove my comment but I out smarted them.) They are tricky fellows!!
Salinger, that looks scary. I can't believe your Mom is laughing at you. Good luck keeping that intruder at bay!
S-Dog! I agrees! They looks very shady. I bets they's gonna break in and steal your pegetables!
Pee. Ess. Watch out when you walks outside. I think there's some kind of corn moster just outside the door!
Hey Sal,
Um, don't look now, but I think that green guy is mocking you ... and it also looks like he might be giving you the finger.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
Murphy Dogg...my mom busted up laughing and cackling when she read your comment!!! HAHAHAHA!
I think he IS giving me the finger! This is going to be ugly when I get ahold of him!!!!!
Maybe if they carve the pug faces Ruby posted about on them they'll look less scary?
B
Holy crap Salinger! Keep screaming..call 911. Mommas laugh at the craziest stuff.
Frank Enstein is scary!!!
BOL....BOL.....BOL....
Love ya
Benny & Lily
I don't think you have anything to worry about, Salinger. You can take that big ol' green guy! And those little orange ones.... you'll bowl them right down the sidewalk! We have faith in you, buddy!
Salinger dude! Thank goodness your peeps have you around to guard them. Do they know how lucky they are?
I would suggest calling the cops yourself because your mom is of no help. What is she thinking? Isn't she afraid?
As for the orange guys, after you sneak up on them, pee on them. It will melt their little monster brains.
Stubby xoxo
Salinger - looks like you did a wonderful job of protecting your home. Check out Mr. Enstein - he looks scared stiff!
Salinger! I'm right there with ya, buddy! you gotta protect the family, even if they sometimes don't see the danger. By the way...I wouldn't mess with you, you are one tough puggy.
Go get 'em S-Dog!!!! It is your duty to protect your home from all invaders regardless of species!!!
Lilo
Hahaha you go Salinger!!!
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