Wednesday Walkies

A while back, our friends Sophie, Dixie and Harles did a cool post called "Wednesday Walkies" . Mom thought it was a cool idea, so we've been waiting for a Wednesday to be able to get the alliteration right.

We have the COOLEST neighborhood for walking! There is a nice big park with a fishing lake in the middle of the subdivision where I especially like to walk.

I had to check out this bench. Some jerky kids keep moving it!


I'm not a basketball fan, so I pee on the post that holds the basketball hoop all the time!



Mom is a big sucker for fall foliage, so the thought this pic was cool....one tree starting to change in a row of many.

She calls this "Happy Little Trees" hahahahaa!


The view of the lake from the pier is REALLY cool. Mom takes me down there a lot so we can feed the fish pieces of bread.



We had a special visitor that day....

Mom thinks he's a Blue Heron, but she's not an expert.


Mom thinks this sign is funny....

It's posted next to a bumpy part of the kids' Big Wheel track....but we've seen people posing next to it for other purposes (.)(.) (hahahahaha!)


Lastly...just LOOK what mom did to me in order to take my picture next to this farkakte HILL sign!

Being wrapped around a stupid sign is NO fun! Mom thinks a good caption for this pic is "What in the SAM HILL are you doing to me, lady?"


Ok....time to get harnessed up and head out for another walk! We'd love to see your routes too!

Happy Hump Day everyone!!!!

Scratchin'!!!

Mom took this quick video of my new "thing"....I just started scratching after I pee or poop! She finds it hilarious...but she's pretty easily amused.

Happy Tuesday!

I'm STYLIN'!

Mom did a little shopping today. She had this "fall bug" and felt like looking for some new clothes. She got a few things for herself and she also picked me up a little something...

My very own biker jacket!!! Vroooom!


Mom thinks I look totally "badass"...



Dad says I look like I should grow a Freddie Mercury moustache and hit the bars in Key West with Pugsley...

(Not that there's anything wrong with that!!!!)


Happy Saturday everyone!

Communing with nature

Hi everyone! Mom says to tell you she's sorry that we haven't been very bloggy the last few days. She's been busy with work and football mom duties and taking care of ME and a bajillion other things we won't bore you with. I'm doing a LOT better and mom is giving me my drops as instructed, so I'll be ready for some new pics this weekend...BUT...we wanted to share some pics of the fun we had LAST Friday! Holden didn't have school (Teacher Development Day or something)so we got in the car....


...and went to MOUNDS PARK to hit the trails! YAY! I LOVE Mounds Park ESPECIALLY this time of year when the leaves are just starting to change! Check out this COOL picture that Holden took of the White River! Doesn't it look like a mirror?



Here are Holden and I on the trail!



There are a LOT of cool things to see and sniff at Mounds Park...


Here are mom and I posed with the "Knee Tree" (Holden thinks it looks like a big knee)


I chased a chipmunk up a big hill, but lost him!


Here is a picture of me with one of the actual mounds!

These mounds are just big hills that are believed to be built by the Adenma and Hopewell people somewhere around 150 BC (which we can't even wrap our heads around in DOG years!). They were used for religious ceremonies and to keep track of the seasons, stars and moon. Very cool...kind of like a Pug calendar before they were invented!

Oooohh...guess where I am NOW?


In the log canoe with Holden!!!!


Mom had to have a turn too...


Awwww....


On the way home, mom stopped off at this real estate office so Holden could pose for a picture! HAHAHAHAA!


Happy Friday everyone! I hope your weekends bring fun adventures too!!!!

Salinger's Pity Party

(Cue violin music....)
Mom has informed me that I am a "Hot Mess" right now....

Ugh...look away....I'm HIDEOUS!

I was at the vet on Wednesday for an allergy shot and for this yucky ear infection I have in my right ear (look...you can SEE how red and pathetic it is!). THEN...over the weekend, my eyes turned red and were extra boogery. NOW I have a sinus infection with conjunctivitis! Dr. Graves said I look like I'm HUNGOVER!


Our kitchen counter looks like the warehouse for 1-800-PET-MEDS and mom says that trying to get all these drops in me is like trying to give a cat a perm.

Ugh...I wish I felt as good as THIS guy does!!!

SO...let the Pity Party begin! I'm going to spend all day moping and looking pathetic here in Daddy's chair in case anyone is looking for me.

Dishwasher

I had another brainstorm for earning some cash...I could TOTALLY be a dishwasher!!! Holden gets allowance every week and part of his job is to EMPTY the dishwasher...so I'm sure I could earn a few bucks for helping with the pre-wash stuff. Check out this video and let us know what you think...

It's got to be worth like at least $50 an hour or so...right?


Have a great weekend everyone!

Salinger's Collection and Repo Agency

Hi everyone! With the economy in the shape it's in, Mom informed me that I need to start earning some scratch to help pay my share of the toy/treat/kibble/vet bills around here. I thought about what I could do (since being cute will only get one so far in this world!) and I GOT IT. I'm starting my own COLLECTION AND REPO AGENCY!

Click here to read the post that took place back in January when Dr. Holden and Nurse mom had a Stuffie Clinic and fixed up Nipsy the one eyed/one nippled purple monkey. Remember how messed up that guy was???? WELL....that slacker never paid his bill! Time for a little bit of Pug Justice!

I located Mr. Nipsy and started off by giving him a hug because he clearly has let himself go since we last saw him...

The guy has NO face left...missing both eyes and a chewed up nose, but still had that same smug expression.

BUT...business is business....so I whispered to him in his ear...

"Pssst...forget something? Like PAYING UP???"


He didn't say anything, but kept giving me that dumb blank look, so I decided to rough him up a little....

You gotta be tough with these slacker types


He STILL wouldn't pay up, so I decided to give him the "Resevoir Dogs/Michael Madesen" special treatment...

"How's that ear feel? Can you hear me NOW?"


STILL nothing...so I decided that a little "arm reposession" was in order...





What are YOU lookin' at???

What's the problem? You don't pay your car payment, you get the REPO MAN. This clown didn't pay for his stuffie repairs, so I'm the REPO PUG!

OK....Who's next? If you have a repo/collection job that needs to be done FAST...give me a yell. Salinger the Pug's Collection/Repo service! I'll either collect your money OR repo the property in question. Reasonable rates and references available upon request!

Wordless Wednesday....Being Shameless With Daddy Edition

This post is bananas! B.A.N.A.N.A.S!!!!

Holden eats them with peanut butter, mom is always singing the Gwen Stefani song about them and obsessing with what color they're turning on the counter, and dad sometimes takes them to work for a snack....

Mmmmm...bananas!


Dad put one on his briefcase last night so he'd remember to take it to work with him this morning.

I wanted to see what all the fuss was about....so I STOLE it!


I tried for a while to open it...but my can opener teeth apparently weren't the correct tool...

When I started to whine, mom put down the farkakte camera and decided to help me out with her opposable thumbs.


She told me we could share it and she'd give dad another one...SWEET!

Mmmmmmm....nanner!!!!


I've had nanners before, but NEVER right from the source like this....

Nom nom nom nom nom


WOW....this is SO much better than all smushed up on a plate!!!!

WHOOOOOOOO! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Happy Monday everyone!!!!

Saturday Mascot Duty

Hi everyone! My Saturday was a busy one because Holden had a football game and that meant MASCOT DUTY! GO EAGLES!

Here I am all ready to drive to the field!

Daddy was in the gas station getting a drink....

while I was getting IMPATIENT!!! HURRY UP DADDY!

BEEEP! BEEEEEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

What the heck is TAKING him so long????


FINALLY he came out of the gas station with his drink...

Here's me yelling at Dad to get his butt in the car and FLOOR IT or we're going to miss the kickoff!


The good news is...we made it in plenty of time and I stood on the sidelines and helped cheer for our Eagles! Dad got some good action shots...

Here is Holden in the huddle (he's Lawson #87). BEEFCAKE!!!


Here he is on the line...he was Left Guard in this picture


In between plays, I charmed some of the other fans...

Here I am with my old pal Chelsea (she blogs for Maggie Marie, but informed me that she FORGOT THE PASSWORD which is why she hasn't blogged in a long time!)


This is one of my new friends, Emma. Her brother is Jackson #44 on Holden's team!


I also had a HUGE surprise! GRANDMA AND GRANDPA LAWSON were here from Tennessee!!!! I gave Grandma LOTS of love and kisses!


Unfortunately...Holden's team didn't win, but they had a lot of fun playing and then Holden got to give sweaty hugs to Grandma and Grandpa!


Good game, Beefcake! You'll get 'em next time!!!!