Friday, September 4, 2009

The Pug Doth Protest!!!

Ok...I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!!!!! EVERY Monday through Friday for THREE WEEKS now....Holden has been LEAVING me every morning and getting on that big Evil Cheesewagon and then not returning for EIGHT HOURS. I decided that today (FRIDAY) I was going to stage a SIT-IN!!!
Well....actually it was a "sit-ON" but you get the idea.

At first Holden thought it was funny and thought I was just sitting there on him to be all cute and get at his lunch box, but once mom started getting all loud and stressy for him to get his butt up and watch for the bus....he knew I meant BUSINESS when I didn't budge!
"Hahahaha...just TRY and get up now, Brother!!!"

In the end, I lost out in the feat of strength and Holden went out to meet the Evil Cheesewagon.


(SIGH!) Well, mom...I guess it's just you and me now until 3:30...
My butt isn't going to scratch itself you know!!!!


Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

You tell her!!!! If she is going to let Holden leave you, then she needs to make it up to you!! Especially after that pretzel fiasco!!!

Have a great weekend!! =)


Sequoia & Petunia said...

If you needs some extra fluff for your next sit on I have been told my butt is too fluffy and I could helps you out!

Sequoia a.k.a. Fatty Pa-Tatty

Benson and Lily said...

Darn those cheesewagons! Hide his shoe or homework.
Benny & Lily

Hank said...

Aw, heck Sal, buddy....that is just SAD.

I know ya miss yer buddy but he's gotta git his education sos he can become a fancy doctor and take care of ya in yer old age.

Murphy Dogg said...

He Sal,
That totally sucks that Holden's gotta leave you every day. Next time, might I suggest holding the backpack hostage?
Murphy Dogg
P.S. I left you an award on my blog!

Harry Pugalicious said...

It was a great plan, Salinger. I's sorry it did not work. Hope your Mom gave you lots of butt scratches!

Anonymous said...

Awwwww!!! He will come back and then you can dig through his backback for the lunch bits he didn't eat! haha

Nevis said...

poor Salinger...whatever will you do for 8 hours? Sleep?

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi salinger!

oh you had him there for awhile, but remember, holden is a football player. he is a strong kid!

i know he is thinking about you all day while he is in school!

resting while he is away is a great plan so you can play all afternoon and evening!

m & e