Monday, May 10, 2010

Lawn Care Supervisor

Hi everyone! Dad mowed the lawn on Saturday, so I had to supervise...

Ok, good job, Dad! I'll just finish snootering away these grass clippings on the driveway and then we can go in for a nice big bowl of water!!!!

We got in the house and mom started in with the "Mom screeching" and started chasing me around with a washcloth yelling about my SHREK FEET!
Check me out!

She's just jealous because I have a whole GREEN PAW....she's always whining about how she doesn't have a "green thumb" and kills all of her plants! HAHAHAHAA

Looks like it's time for a bubble bath!

Wait...I thought it was GOOD to be GREEN!?!?!?!


Lilo, The Great Rock Eater said...

Why would your momma give you a bath?!?!? Puglet says we are supposed to be green and here your momma washes your green off!!! WTH?!?!?! Mommas, can't live with them, can't live without them!!!!!



Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Sal, I thoughts you were just horny since you haven't seen Pugsley in awhile... Did mom have to cool ya off in a bath? Poor guy.


Hank said...

Hardy har! Good one, bud!

Yep, I'd say the ol' bird's just jealous!!! (But don't tell 'er I said that - don't want 'er screechin' at ME!)

Stubby said...

Sal dude! It is good to be green but not green like that. I can't believe you can be off leash in front of the house. Sheesh. You are so lucky.

My dad cut the grass yesterday but I was too missing napping to supervise. I want no part of getting really dirty because I hate baths!

Stubby xoxo

BRUTUS said...

Too funny! We are green with envy! No, wait.. You were green, but now you aren't any more. I thought green was good, isn't evenyone going green? Then you do & mom freaks out?? Oh, so confusing...

Brutus the Frenchie

Pearl said...

Sal, you look so cute in the bath! Kind of mortified, but cute!

I'm with Stubby.. I cannot believe you can be off leash like that! I would be half-way to Indy to visit you if Momma let me off the leash! You are such a good boy!!

dw said...

Oh Salinger, dude! LOL @ your green feet! I's thinks the good being green is a slightly different kind of being green -- one that's not so literal!! Bet you smelled wondermus after your bath!

Those Elgin Pugs said...

Ha Ha Sal!! Looks ats your green footies!! Did you gets little green footies prints everywheres??

You looks so cutes in your baths!! Something tells us 'dat you like baths and being all pampered. Maybe it was your plan to get green tootsies alls alongs??
; )

Loves, Josie Izzy Hotdog Man

Pearl and Daisy said...

Uh-oh. Maybe you should have waited until St. Patrick's day...?!!!!!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Yoda & Brutus said...

hahaha! We go green like that when dad mows the yard too!

Can't believe you mom washed that cool green hue off! Doesn't she know that it's the thing to be green!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Haha you have Shrek feets! Why would she steal them from you?

Benny and Lily said...

Shrek feet..thats a good one Salinger. Just an excuse to give you a bath...
Benny & Lily

Sonic said...

Hahahahah Shrek feet!

And that pic of you in the bath is so cute! You look pretty brave in there. I shiver and squirm when I'm in the shower :(


houndstooth said...

Wait! Now there's good green and bad green? I'm never going to keep this straight! Maybe I'll just stick with digging in the dirt and save myself the confusion!


The Devil Dog said...

You poor thing. I know mom has been sniffing me lately, and that's not a good thing. I am afraid I will end up in the tub soon. So it isn't too soon I will stay away from the grass while dad is cutting it.


5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

Sal, you and I share a common love of helping dads (and mamas) mow the grass. I rather bark at the mower a few times to tell them who is boss and what needs to be done...then I do the guarding thing. Mamas only give me baths when I starts smelling past the "Frito" stage. mama #2 says she likes your green feet...she loved the color green on anyone and anything. I bets your ma just didn't want you to have itchums from the grass. I could tells in the bath that you were planning your escape route. Good luck on your mission!
-George Pooh (of The Slimmer Pugs)

Arlo the Pug said...

Oh no Sal! You fought the lawn and the lawn won (Forgive me, I couldn't resist...Bol). Shrek feet...Bol! Hoe you are having a great week! Love, Arlo.

Arlo the Pug said...

oops! That one word was supposed to be Hope

Harry Pugalicious said...

BOL!!! That's pretty funny, S-Dog.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi salinger!
ohhhh look at your green feet!
how cute is that?
emmitt and i have missed you while i was away.

hmmm when i got home, emmitt had meatlofa and ketchup stains up to his chest. i wonder what the heck he was doing last week!

m & e

Anonymous said...

haha wow we can't have Gus outside with the lawn mower because he tries to attack it and then i have all these visions of an amputee pug O_o

But the green feet thing is pretty funny...

Apollo said...

You should've told your Mom that you were starting a new fashion trend. Since you're such a queen, I think it would be believable. HAHA!

Tara said...

I get green feet when I mow the yard, too! Luckily I only have two, tho.