Thursday, March 25, 2010

Traumatic Thursday

You are probably wondering why I am FIERCELY standing guard and blocking the door to the garage....

It's to prevent THIS from happening.....
Daddy's boss told him he had to get his butt on a plane and get to Washington DC for a meeting. I refuse to let him go because WHO will rub my tummy and play TUG with me????

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....he slipped past me!!!!!
NO DADDY! DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!

Dude...seriously...COME BACK!!!
You CAN'T leave me here with mom!!!! She starves me and ignores me and is simply an unfit PugMom!!!! DON'T GO!!!!!!!!

Ok, well if you HAVE to go...can you take me with you inside this thing???
I won't be any trouble at all! I can just stay in bed in your hotel room during your meeting and then we can order room service!!!! Sound good??????



Pearl and Daisy said...

Whoa, Salinger, doesn't your dad know it's TOTALLY not okay to go away and leave you?!! What the heck is he thinking?

Maybe your mom will take pity on you and give you some extra treats and belly rubs (we hate to argue with you but we think your mom is a pretty fit pugmom. We can tell by all the words and pictures she puts up about you)

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Pearl said...

Aww! Sal! This is sad!

I can't tell if your face really looks traumatized... since that is kind of how you always look. ;)

Hope your daddy comes home reaaalllly soon!

Stubby said...

Sal dude! I totally feel your pain. My dad leaves me at home everytime he travels for business. While he's gone, I'm stuck at home with my veggie eating, tofu loving mom. I'm starved to death and am literally skin and bones when Dad gets home. It's so unfair!

Stubby xoxo

Puglette said...

oh dear! i understand, salinger. my hubby has been gone since monday morning. and you're right, it really sucks.
big hugs,
:o) wierd is verif word is rejoin!

Stella, Gunther and Betty said...

Hey Sal, We know how you feel about being left with your mom. Dude, she doesn't even send us frosting or cupcakes, but brags about it all the time. She's just a cupcake tease.

Let us know if ya wanna come live with us. Mom doesn't bake cupcakes, but she does make a mean brownie.


dw said...

Salinger, dude, better watch who you're calling a bad pugmom -- after all, you're going to be home with her! I happen to know she's a good pugmom -- who gave you some chicken pot pie the other day? You'll be just fine, dude!

houndstooth said...

Awwww, Salinger! I hate it when my dad has to go places, too! It's a lot harder to play them against each other with only one person here.


Pug Posse said...

Sal dude, your mom is a totally awesome pugmom! Just look how she is with Pippin...oh wait, maybe she likes Pip that case, go pee on her shoes! BOL :-D

Benny and Lily said...

Oh we just hate that bag!!
Benny & Lily

1000 Goldens said...

What a heart breaker! Darn boss - taking Dad away from you...

Hank said...

Sorry boutcher luck, bud.

But who are ya tryin' tuh fool??? Any mom who'd put a towel down sos ya don't haftuh sit yer rump on cold tile can't be ALL bad!

The Devil Dog said...

Poor Salinger, abandoned by your dad. I think you should lie down on your mom's stomach and not move until she pets you.

As for Lola yesterday, fine job, Lola. I did that once with a chicken leg. I never got the opportunity again.


Apollo said...

I think we need to organize a Pug Protest! And then chew up the big boss's shoes!

(I disagree. I think your Mom is fantastic!)

BRUTUS said...

What is it with these humans? I too have had failed attempts to prevent mine from leaving. They are so great and we get used to them, and then they think it's OK to just up & leave?? WTH? Next time try getting into the suitcase & hiding under the clothes so you get zipped in (and hope your dad takes the suitcase as a carry-on!). Oh well, at least you still have the momma and Holden to keep you company, right? ANd I bet you'll get to eat off a fork a lot too....

Harry Pugalicious said...

That does suck, S-Dog! I's sure that Holden has picked up the slack and you hasn't been too neglected.

(Salinger's Mom... he's just being a drama queen - I knows what a good pugmom you are!)

Twinkietinydog said...

That is horrible! You had me on the second photo. I had dropped my guard for a tiny moment and you had to go yanking my heart out? I'm so sorry your papa is leaving, but you do know they come back, right?

Aniemother said...

OMD buddy. You need to get in the suitcase before they close it!


Melissa and Emmitt said...

oh salinger!
poor sweetie!
dad will be home soon. i can tell how much you like having your pack all in one place!

m & e

Diane said...

Oh Salinger...Daddy left without you! I'm so sorry you couldn't go with him. He'll be back to rub that belly real soon!

Anonymous said...

ahh poor guy.. maybe Holden can slip you some food on the downlow?