Circus Act Saturday

Ladies and Gentlepugs! Children of all ages! Prepare to be amazed! I, Salinger The Pug will wow you with a gravity defying feat of strength!


Introducing...my lovely assistantPug PHOEBE!



Now...sit back and watch as I begin to defy gravity and the laws of PugPhysics!

Ringmaster Dad is doing his part to get the amazing feat started.


More than halfway up!



Just look at the strength of those back legs! AAAAMAZING!



TAH DAH!!!! I'm VERTICAL!!!



(Wild applause)

That's right ladies and gentlepugs...this is a limited time engagement! Get your tickets while they last! You can buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!

Happy Saturday everyone!