Wednesday, January 28, 2009

@#$%&*! SNOW!!!!!!!!

That's what mom has been saying since yesterday afternoon! It started snowing and DIDN'T STOP until around noon today (Wednesday). Just LOOK at what happened to our doorwall and my doggie door!!! How the (BEEP) am I supposed to get out and do my business???

Mom shoveled me a path off the deck to the tiki torch (where I usually like to conduct business)...

But all I did was run in and out of the house like a lunatic and run circles in the snow!

THEN stood back on the deck and cried because I wouldn't poop!

Of course school was closed and probably will be until the FOURTH OF @#$%^&* JULY!

Here's a lovely view of MORE @#$%&^ snow out front.
Yes...that is a SNOWBLOWER you see...but the piece of $%*# decided that it doesn't want to work today. Mom isn't too upset about shoveling...she says it's a good workout.

She is NONE TOO PLEASED though after talking to daddy this morning (from @#$%^& VEGAS!) He had NO CLUE that we were snowed in and told us all about the yummy steak he had last night and how much fun he had hitting the strip with his boss last night. I think she wanted to slug him.

Ok...we're going back outside to shovel some more of this @#$%^& snow. Wish us luck.


Melissa and Emmitt said...

oooo! that looks like the heavy wet kind too!

great job on all the shoveling! you are way ahead of the game. I bet all of your neighbors wish they had your mom!

m & e

Brutus said...

I hear you Salinger. I wish I could run around with you in it. We left you an award. Stop by when you get a chance.

Pearl said...

Umm, Salinger. This seems urgent. Listen to my advice very carefully...


Go, fetch one. ASAP.

Bev & Bailey said...

We have snow too. Bailey is NOT a happy camper! (Neither is her mom!)

Tibby said...

Hi Salinger!
Those are some strong symbols you used when talking about your snow! BOL, me and my owners feel the same way! I hope spring comes soon!
:) Tibby

Murphy Dogg said...

Hi Salinger,
My Mama hates the snow too. And none of us like to poop in it, so Dad has to snowblow a big area of the yard for us. However, sometimes it's easier just to poop on the deck.
Murphy Dogg

Rosie said...

Hi Salinger,
We had a little snow yesterday - nothing like you got and our schools were closed - try making a snowman it is lots of fun!!

Anonymous said...

Hahaha oh no!!
It's a hot chocolate and snowman day!

Nevis said...

Aww...I'm sorry, that looks like a total pain. Why don't you make Holden do it! That's what children are for. Cheap labor!

Hank's mom said...

Sal! Watch your language! I thought this was a family blog???

The Devil Dog said...

Oh myyou really got walloped, didn't you. Sorry about the snow blower. That bites. I would send daddy over to help you, but it's a long drive, and mom wants him close to home for the next snow storm we get.