I'm going to give you a sneak peek into the crazy jackassery and insanity that my peeps inflict on me EVERY year the night before Thanksgiving. Get ready for this....
THIS is a TURKEY NECK.
NOW...when Holden was really little (maybe about 4 or 5) and before I was born, Mom was cleaning and prepping the turkey the night before Thanksgiving and pulled the NECK out of the cavity. Holden's mouth dropped open and he asked (with astonishment in his voice) "Is that the turkey PENIS?" Mom laughed so hard, and then after explaining what it REALLY was, proceeded to chase poor Holden around the house with the gross appendage. Here are some pics of this idiocy from past years (look how CUTE Holden is!)
It was bad enough that poor Holden was traumatized every year...but since I've come along, they also find it funny to include ME in the mess!
MON DIEU! This is SO inappropriate!!!!
This year, mom WOKE US UP with this gross thing! Oy!
Talk about a RUDE awakening!!! Jeez!
I showed them...if someone is going to wave FOODABLES in my face, I'm going to EAT them!
NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Part of the fun of the turkey neck is that late at night, we "deliver" it to our friends, the Aikens!
This year Holden got CAUGHT (haha!) and dropped it and RAN! BUSTED!!!!
Personally...I'd rather EAT the neck, but mom gets all yelly about too many bones, so we'll just continue on with our stupid pre-Thanksgiving family tradition!!!
Happy Hump Day everyone!
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