Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Our Family Pre Thanksgiving Tradition

I'm going to give you a sneak peek into the crazy jackassery and insanity that my peeps inflict on me EVERY year the night before Thanksgiving. Get ready for this....

THIS is a TURKEY NECK.

NOW...when Holden was really little (maybe about 4 or 5) and before I was born, Mom was cleaning and prepping the turkey the night before Thanksgiving and pulled the NECK out of the cavity. Holden's mouth dropped open and he asked (with astonishment in his voice) "Is that the turkey PENIS?" Mom laughed so hard, and then after explaining what it REALLY was, proceeded to chase poor Holden around the house with the gross appendage. Here are some pics of this idiocy from past years (look how CUTE Holden is!)




It was bad enough that poor Holden was traumatized every year...but since I've come along, they also find it funny to include ME in the mess!

WTF??????????



MON DIEU! This is SO inappropriate!!!!


This year, mom WOKE US UP with this gross thing! Oy!


Talk about a RUDE awakening!!! Jeez!

I showed them...if someone is going to wave FOODABLES in my face, I'm going to EAT them!

NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!


Part of the fun of the turkey neck is that late at night, we "deliver" it to our friends, the Aikens!

This year Holden got CAUGHT (haha!) and dropped it and RAN! BUSTED!!!!


Personally...I'd rather EAT the neck, but mom gets all yelly about too many bones, so we'll just continue on with our stupid pre-Thanksgiving family tradition!!!

Happy Hump Day everyone!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG!!! This is hysterical!!! LOL And i thought OUR family was weird!! Hahaha!!! :D

Pearl and Daisy said...

Mommy is laughing but we don't know why. That turkey neck looks YUMMY!!!

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Diane said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning. I LOVE your sense of humor. That neck is just gross looking. Holden, how awful you had to wake up to that thing in your face. Mom was just having too much fun!
Hugs, DIane

Wilma said...

Oh man, just when I thought I couldn't go one more day without my Salinger fix and you give us turkey penis. That thing looks as gross as it does tasty, if that is possible. I don't know what I would do if my Mom stuck one of those things in my sleeping face. And I don't wanna know. I can't believe Holden got caught, that is too funny.

Aniemother said...

Oh those are some funny pix! And the neck looks totally yummy. We've only ever eaten chicken necks so we're a little envious. Those are great bones!

B

Benny and Lily said...

That is one scary and frightening neck!
Benny & Lily

Sabrina PugTails said...

Mum is laughing so hard, she can barely type for me. Those turkey necks really do look like penises. I wish my mum would wake me up with foodies in my face, inappropriate looking or not.
Thank you for sharing your Turkey day hijinxes with us.

Pug snuggles,
Sabrina

Yoda & Brutus said...

LOL!!! That is funny!!!

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Pearl said...

LOL I await the turkey penis pictures every year!!!!!

Kitty+Coco said...

Look, we all know that a man came up with the idea to put the turkey neck in with the other parts. Pretty funny though!!!!! Same goes for those giant pickles your supposed to eat at a football game. Really?

We like your family tradition. We always compete to see who can score the biggest frozen banana at the county fair :)