Thursday, September 2, 2010

Cleaning up my act!

In light of all my recent jackassery, Mom told me I had to "clean up my act" Dad decided he would help me...

"Holy proper amount of suction!!! What IS that thing?"

Dad said it was a "Dyson Ball" vacuum! HEEEYYYYY....I've seen that commercial!!!

We took it for a spin and it looked like a whole NEW PUG was formed from JUST the downstairs carpet!!!!!!! OMG!!!

Wow...this thing really SUCKS (and I mean that as a compliment!)
I should be all cleaned up in NO time!!!

***Mom's note/health report*** only ONE little cough yesterday! YAY!


Minnie and Mack said...

Hey Sal,

Well, there is only one vice left we can think of and since this is a family blog, we won't go there!

Did you dad give you a chance to take the sucker thingy for a whril? When ours comes out, we RUNNNNNN. The cleaning ladies love to come after us with it and then think it is hilarious. Hmmmmph. Our sucker thingy is not cool like yours.

Hopefully today will be a NO COUGH DAY for you.

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Benny and Lily said...

Great news Salinger. We are happee you are cleaning up your act. BOL. Yippee for next to no more coughs. Maybe we better use that new pug to clean up our hair or we could make wigs.
Benny & Lily

Puglette said...

glad to hear your cough is just about gone! and what a nice dad to help you clean up. i hear those dyson's are pretty nice vacuums. i hope you're still having fun now that all of your vices have been cleaned up!

Hank said...

Hi, Sally! Isn't the Dyson WONDERFUL??? Well, ahem.....not that I do any housework - but mommy says it's great!

Lick ya later!


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Ahhhh what is that in there...another pug? Ahhh its a fake pug run Salinger run!

Dana Orsborn said...

Ooh a Dyson!
Salinger, you are a lucky
man pug to have such a powerful
vacuum! I can't believe how much
hair that thing picks up!
You could make yourself a
sweater with all that
pug hair.

Daisy and I hope you are having
a great Thursday!

-Dana & Daisy

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Hi Salinger
Are you going to make yourself a stuffy our of all that fuzz?
Or maybe a sweater, or a quilt?
Good to hear the cough is better.
Be care of that Dyson it looks like it could get a little carried away

Vito and Gina said...

Oh my mom wants a Dyson Animal so bad! She saw on the Today show though that Eureka has a version that is almost as good for pet hair for only $170 but she can't think of the name right now. Glad you're feeling better buddy!!

Winston, Kizzy and Tika of Two Cats and a Pug said...

Wow amazings. Yup we just gots a new vacuum too. but not like yours. Mum still says our new one sure sucks up that fur!


BRUTUS said...

We have a purple Dyson that is almost 6 YEARS OLD!! That is so amazing, since sucking up a few Masons every week (he sheds SO much, 4 containers full at least in each vacuuming) killed our other vacuums in less than 2 years. Mom wants the container vac model next so it's easier to suck up the hairy steps! Just don't get too close to that thing, Sal - it'll wake up and try to eat you!!

Brutus & Carmen

Kitty+Coco said...

Ooh, ahhh. We have the "animal" dyson, but not the roller ball. Yours looks cooler. Me and Mr. Dyson have a date and I am going to tell him what I think of his beastly vacuum monster.

Kitty and Coco