The other day, mom was cooking dinner and it was smelling up the WHOLE HOUSE! I came into the kitchen to see what she was making and she showed me THIS! WTF????
This big red bug thing still had it's FACE attached!!!!! QUIT LOOKIN' AT ME!!!!! SHE's the one that cooked you...NOT me!
That lobster dude wouldn't stop lookin' at me, so I fixed his little red wagon..... NOM! NOMMMMMMM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
Heyyyyyy...what is this farkakte tubey thing on the floor???? Mom must have put that here. She's suuuuuper busy again today and isn't playing with me!
OOOHHHH....I remember this smell! It came in the package from BELLATRIX that we told you about yesterday! It's a COW TRACHEA!!!! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Although the cow really wouldn't be saying "MOOOOOO" anymore without his trachea now would he?)
Either way....I'm taking this baby over to my bed for some hardcore nomming!!! See ya later, Mom! You work all you want to....me and the windpipe will be juuuust fine!
Check out my fabulous nomming form! Make sure your speakers are on to get the full grossness effect!
Happy TRACHEA Tuesday everyone!!!! Thank you again to Bellatrix for sending this yummy nommable!!!!
WHOOHOO! My buddy Maggie is here to play for a few days! Mom laughed that she was SEEING DOUBLE under her desk this morning!
"Hello....for just .70 cents a day...you too can help feed a starving Puggy like us!"
Maggie and I have been playing outside in the grass and napping in sun puddles around the house. Mom went upstairs for a bit to see what we were up to and found us in the Big Cloud Bed playing the best game ever...."MOUTHS"!
HAHAHHAAA! How did you like that giant SNOOTER-SNEEZE I laid on ol' Maggie!!!????
Sorry for the crappy video quality...mom just figured out that her phone takes videos (duh!) but forgot to put the light on.
Do you SEE this look of utter disgust on my face????? DO YOU????
WELL....we had these dudes from Williams Comfort Air come to the house yesterday to CLEAN THE DUCTS! They sealed off the AC system and used a giant vacuum sucker machine on each vent to suck out all the schmutz and crap that's accumulated in there for the last 8 years!!!
UGH! Do you SEE all this???? This is just the intake part of the vacuum sucker....this is the loose stuff that didn't even get sucked down into the filter!
HERE'S the real prize!!!! Each of those lines are individual hepa filter screens that started out green and FLAT. NOW they're CAKED with dust, dirt, and some strange substance that the tech guys CLAIMED might resemble fawn Pug hair. I wonder where THAT came from???
Man....all that grossness sure can ruin a Pug's breakfast!
***MOM'S NOTE*** Indy peeps....if you need AC/furnace, duct or plumbing work done...Williams Comfort Air has been VERY good for us! Great, friendly technicians and you'll still have some green papers left for Pug treats! Happy Friday!!!!
Holden was in the mood for sushi today...so he decided to make some Tuna Rolls for lunch... I got to watch him in action! Good job Holden-san!
Mmmmmm....tuna roll!
The fresh tuna smelled so delicious...so I looked extra cute until I got a sample... NOM!
***SPIT! SPIT! COUGH COUGH COUGH!!!***
Dude.....WTF? I think you forgot to COOK this tuna! It's cold and RAW!
Forget this.... I require MY tuna to be grilled to a perfect medium with a light glaze of honey and sesame! This crap simply WON'T do!
Nice job making your sushi look all pretty Holden...but I'll pass! Mom...quit operating that flashy box, get your keys and take me to get a McCheesyBurger so I can get this raw fish taste out of my PuggyMouth!
BOOO! Happy Halloween everyone!!! We think you'll find this post to be very apropos for the big holiday today!
Yesterday, Mom and Dad gave me my super ultra special present that they picked out at Jungle Jim's! CHICKEN FEET BABYYYYYYY!!!!!
A while back, Apollo's mom had mentioned that she was going to be ordering some chicken feet for Apollo...(which we thought was WEEEEIRD!) so mom started looking into it more. Turns out...chicken feet are a GREAT snack for dogs because they're cartilage (not splintery bone)! Click HERE and HERE if you want to read a bit about this.
Dad opened the package and picked out a nice juicy FOOT for me to try! MMMMMM chickeny goodness!
I wasn't sure about this, since I'd never had anything of this texture before...
But then I figured out that it was YUMMY...
and CHEWY!
NOM NOM NOM!!!
Mom kept making rude comments about how GROSS my new treat was, so I hightailed it out of the kitchen where I could enjoy my foot in PEACE! What exactly does she think dogs ate for centuries before they invented Eukanuba or Royal Canin? Sheesh!!!!
Here's a cool video of me going to town on the FOOT! Ignore mom's color commentary.
Mom says she's going to let me gnaw on one tonight during trick or treating! She figured that might give the 'hood kids something to freak out about!
Happy Halloweenie everyone!!!! Check back tomorrow for COSTUME PICS!!!!
Ok...it's Friday night around 11:30 PM. The neighborhood is quiet, most neighbors have dark houses by now and mom is up waiting for dad to get home from his business trip. I found something interesting on the deck and stood there for twenty minutes with a face like this...
Mom decided to come out and see what had me so fascinated... A big, gross, beetle-y looking BUG! Mom isn't a huge fan of bugs (especially big ones like this) but she could see that I was interested, so she wanted to see what would happen, so she turned the camera to "video"....
I told mom there are three important things she could take from this experience:
1. She REALLY needs to restain the deck 2. This may explain why our neighbors don't seem to like us 3. Mom needs to put on her big girl panties and get over it...it's just a BUG (probably dead anyway).
Sheesh!
Have a good weekend everyone! Watch out for BUGS!!!
Psssssssssst! Over here! It's me....Salinger!!! Don't tell mom I let you see this (because it's REALLY REALLY GROSS) but LOOK what we did today!
The bathtub drain in the guest bathroom has been all clogged up and draining really slowly (which leaves a gross ring around the tub that makes mom crazy). Dad stuck an unbent coat hanger down the drain, but mom decided to take more serious measures today. Luckily, Holden is still home from school, but feeling better, so he was able to capture this debacle in pictures.
Ok...THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU'RE EASILY GROSSED OUT, PRONE TO VOMITING, NAUSEA, DIARRHEA, NURSING, PREGNANT OR PLAN TO BECOME PREGNANT, TAKING MAOI INHIBITORS, HAVE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE, HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, SEIZURES, LIVER DISEASE, PLAN ON OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY OR QUITE HONESTLY HAVE ANY SENSE OF DECENCY AT ALL!!!
You're still here? Ok...don't say we didn't warn you or leave us any comments about how offended and sicked out you are....you've been warned!
Mom tried to plunge the clog away first...but that didn't work
THEN she busted out the heavy artillery and decided to SNAKE the drain!
First attempt was pretty productive...nice big hair clog! I supervised the disposal of said clog.
THEN...mom was feeling all "Deadliest Catch" and decided to try it again....THIS time was much more successful!!!
EEEEEWWWWWW! I love Holden's comment..."You could make a whole other SALINGER out of that!"
Just in case you haven't thrown up yet, or are disappointed at the level of grossness of this post....here's a closeup of the gross clog... WOW Mom....you da MAN!!!
OK....enough fun for today..... I feel violated after witnessing this. I'm going to take a nap!
Happy Thursday everyone and GO WINGS!!! Game 7 tonight...they'll either advance or be golfing tomorrow!!!!!!
I am an adorable male fawn Pug with a lot to share. I keep trying to tell people that I'm really a little boy in a fur coat, but I choose to walk on 4 legs.
