Psssssssssst! Over here! It's me....Salinger!!! Don't tell mom I let you see this (because it's REALLY REALLY GROSS) but LOOK what we did today!
The bathtub drain in the guest bathroom has been all clogged up and draining really slowly (which leaves a gross ring around the tub that makes mom crazy). Dad stuck an unbent coat hanger down the drain, but mom decided to take more serious measures today. Luckily, Holden is still home from school, but feeling better, so he was able to capture this debacle in pictures.
Ok...THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! DON'T READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU'RE EASILY GROSSED OUT, PRONE TO VOMITING, NAUSEA, DIARRHEA, NURSING, PREGNANT OR PLAN TO BECOME PREGNANT, TAKING MAOI INHIBITORS, HAVE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE, HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE, SEIZURES, LIVER DISEASE, PLAN ON OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY OR QUITE HONESTLY HAVE ANY SENSE OF DECENCY AT ALL!!!
You're still here? Ok...don't say we didn't warn you or leave us any comments about how offended and sicked out you are....you've been warned!
Mom tried to plunge the clog away first...but that didn't work
THEN she busted out the heavy artillery and decided to SNAKE the drain!
First attempt was pretty productive...nice big hair clog!
I supervised the disposal of said clog.
THEN...mom was feeling all "Deadliest Catch" and decided to try it again....THIS time was much more successful!!!
EEEEEWWWWWW! I love Holden's comment..."You could make a whole other SALINGER out of that!"
Just in case you haven't thrown up yet, or are disappointed at the level of grossness of this post....here's a closeup of the gross clog...
WOW Mom....you da MAN!!!
OK....enough fun for today.....
I feel violated after witnessing this. I'm going to take a nap!
Happy Thursday everyone and GO WINGS!!! Game 7 tonight...they'll either advance or be golfing tomorrow!!!!!!
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