Ok, I've been on eleventy billion WALKS this weekend, played with all my friends at the Pug Posse's house, supervised yardwork, assisted with laundry, cleaned the kitchen floor of any cooking dribbles, been cute and adorable and snuggly and I am quite displeased with the high level of activity as of late!
Do I want to go for a nice morning walk??? Mom....are you NUTS???
Do I want to play with your fitness ball? Tempting...but PLEASE get that thing out of my face!
Nope....today is Salinger The Pug's Day Off...but it will be NOTHING like that ridiculous Ferris Bueller movie because I'm NOT MOVING!
That's IT...No walk, No playing, my decision is FINAL...GOOD DAY MADAM!
Are you STILL here mom? Put that farkakte camera away and leave me ALONE!