Halloween Humiliation

Happy Monday everyone and I hope everyone had a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! My Halloween started out completely humiliating and only got worse from there......

I went Trick or Treating at Three Dog Bakery wearing THIS getup! The girls that worked there were all squealy over it, and I even got TWO big bags of treats, but I still wasn't happy and even juiced my anal glands all over mom's lap on the way home! HAHAHAAA!


THEN...mom started making chili and everyone was changing clothes and running around and a bunch of other humans came over (WITH my pal MAGGIE!!!!). It was crazy! Mom put me in a striped shirt and then went outside to do something weird to the front door with tape and kept ringing the doorbell and laughing herself stupid.

Maybe she was locked out....who knows.


Daddy even got into the Halloween spirit and wore a costume!!!!


He's veteran Red Wing goalie, Terry Sawchuck!!!!! Awesome eh?


Here are Holden and Mom. Holden and his BFF (Seth) dressed up as OLD LADIES!

Mom has this secret ambition to be a Naptown Roller Girl, so she dressed the part. She only had ONE big fall over the curb as she was skating around the driveway.


Here's a good shot of Holden and his buddies right before they left for trick or treating!

That's Seth, Joe, Justin (the PIMP! HAHAHA) and Holden.


Mom LOVES this pic of Holden and Seth...

They were calling each other "Gladys" and "Helga" and didn't break character all night! They were calling everyone "whippersnappers" and "sonny"! HAHAHAAA


So while all this jackassery was going on, Maggie and I sat inside and watched everyone get free candy and point and laugh at us.

WTF? WHY is everyone laughing at us??????


Finally, the peeps shut the light off and came in the house with all the kids and ate more chili and went through all the candy!

WHOOOOO PARTY!!!

The kids swapped and made deals with their candy.

HEY...if I steal a Snickers for you, will you give me a McCheesyBurger????

Everyone started whining about SCHOOL the next day and then everyone started to go home. Maggie and I had fun inside the warm house and keeping tabs on all the crap going on outside, and STILL have no idea why the entire 'hood kept pointing at us in the door and laughing.

Now take this farkakte shirt OFF me! NO ONE looks good in horizontal stripes Mom!!!!

Hope you all had a fabulous Halloweeeeeeeeen!!!!!