Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween Humiliation

Happy Monday everyone and I hope everyone had a HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!! My Halloween started out completely humiliating and only got worse from there......

I went Trick or Treating at Three Dog Bakery wearing THIS getup! The girls that worked there were all squealy over it, and I even got TWO big bags of treats, but I still wasn't happy and even juiced my anal glands all over mom's lap on the way home! HAHAHAAA!


THEN...mom started making chili and everyone was changing clothes and running around and a bunch of other humans came over (WITH my pal MAGGIE!!!!). It was crazy! Mom put me in a striped shirt and then went outside to do something weird to the front door with tape and kept ringing the doorbell and laughing herself stupid.

Maybe she was locked out....who knows.


Daddy even got into the Halloween spirit and wore a costume!!!!


He's veteran Red Wing goalie, Terry Sawchuck!!!!! Awesome eh?


Here are Holden and Mom. Holden and his BFF (Seth) dressed up as OLD LADIES!

Mom has this secret ambition to be a Naptown Roller Girl, so she dressed the part. She only had ONE big fall over the curb as she was skating around the driveway.


Here's a good shot of Holden and his buddies right before they left for trick or treating!

That's Seth, Joe, Justin (the PIMP! HAHAHA) and Holden.


Mom LOVES this pic of Holden and Seth...

They were calling each other "Gladys" and "Helga" and didn't break character all night! They were calling everyone "whippersnappers" and "sonny"! HAHAHAAA


So while all this jackassery was going on, Maggie and I sat inside and watched everyone get free candy and point and laugh at us.

WTF? WHY is everyone laughing at us??????


Finally, the peeps shut the light off and came in the house with all the kids and ate more chili and went through all the candy!

WHOOOOO PARTY!!!

The kids swapped and made deals with their candy.

HEY...if I steal a Snickers for you, will you give me a McCheesyBurger????

Everyone started whining about SCHOOL the next day and then everyone started to go home. Maggie and I had fun inside the warm house and keeping tabs on all the crap going on outside, and STILL have no idea why the entire 'hood kept pointing at us in the door and laughing.

Now take this farkakte shirt OFF me! NO ONE looks good in horizontal stripes Mom!!!!

Hope you all had a fabulous Halloweeeeeeeeen!!!!!

20 comments:

Jen said...

The boys look spectacular! and the Dog Jail may be the most clever thing I have ever seen ~ sorry Salinger! :-) Awesome post!

Minnie and Mack said...

Love the costume all of you! Holden is hilarious with the walker.
You won't believe this but my humans' daughter is a DC Roller Girl! A member of Cherry Blossom Bombshells! Salingers Mom looked the part! Hu-mom said Roller Derby (also known as Womens Flat Track Roller Derby League is all over the US, google them,) is great fun. Have you all been to a bout? I have to make sure hu-mom shows her the picture. My human sister wears her hair in pigtails, too!

Looks like you all had a great time last night!

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

The Devil Dog said...

You poor thing. Your mom is evil. I think we should stick her and my dad together, then again, maybe not. I shudder to think what evil they could come up with.

Roxy

dw said...

Dude, seriously? Dog jail? That is so not fair! And yeah, horizontal stripes aren't really you, Sal. Holden's costume is fantastic though! Hope your Halloween was happy even with all the jackassery going on!

Nancy Medina said...

Dear SalDoggy, this here is your bail bondspug, Howie. If'n yew pay me $10,000 in dog biscuits, I'll git you outta there after I eat them.
Just dial 9 one one Howie.
H.PeeMan

Melissa and Emmitt said...

Hi Salinger!
oh my gosh!
i wish we lived closer! you always have the best time!
we love all of the costumes!
xoxoxo
m & e

Chicas Libelulas said...

Hola Chicos!
The Old Girls Look Awesome!
And the Doggy Jail was Increible, Sorry Sal, but maybe they bring a Mccheesy fro Treats.
Bechos
Spongy & Licky

Sequoia & Petunia said...

Haa haa Salinger we feel sorry about all the pointing and laughing. Maybe you can get some revenge with the anal glands again!

Hugs,
S&P

Martha and Bailey said...

That last pic of you is absolutely priceless Salinger!
We liked all the Halloween pictures but we understand how you feel.
All we can say is that humans are very easily amused.
Sometimes it is best just to play along with them and hope it wont last long!
Your humans seemed to be enjoying the whole business........!
We didn't laugh at you Salinger, honest!
love
Martha and Bailey xxx

Pearl and Daisy said...

OMD!!!! Mommy is still laughing at the dog jail and is thinking of stealing that idea for our door next year.

Holden's costume also made mommy laugh and laugh.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Sonic said...

Oh no, Sal!

Your humans have been horrible to you this Halloween! You and Maggie were punked!!! And those costumes... why are they so mean? Why is it their nature to be so mean??? Why don't they love us???

Sonic

Pearl said...

S-dog, you can ALWAYS make me laugh! Your momma is so creative. Dog jail.... Priceless! Your whole family looks adorable and I wish we lived next door to you!!!

Vito and Gina said...

Wow Sal, you will have to tell me how you did that anal gland thing - it sounds like it could come in really handy!

PS your dad looks really scary.

Later!
Vito

Yoda & Brutus said...

Great costumes all around!! :)

Pugs & Kisses,

Yoda & Brutus

Puglette said...

i love holden and his buddy!!! they are awesome and look great in their costumes when i was young, my niece and i would play dress up. we were always gladys and gertrude. what great kids!
hugs,
puglette
:o)

oh...sal, are you eating yet???

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Salinger at least the humans dressed up too. You looked like the cutest poop fctory we have ever seen
Snuggles,
Benny & Lily

Oakley and Swisher said...

S-dog, first the new food bowls, the poop factory costume and now the dog jail, if you feel like running away to California we'll leave our light on for you buddy and you can crash with us! bol.

We love all your peeps costumes, looks like a good time was had by all....well except maybe you, sorry dude.

Lots of Licks
Oak and Swish

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