My appointment with the FatMan!

Mom took me for my annual appointment with the BigGuy today.

I told him I'd been a good boy all year and therefore expected the following....


1. Cashmere doggie bed for napping

This scratchy regular variety of COTTON cushions and pillows with sub-par thread count in my comfort collection are wreaking HAVOC on my tender PugButt!




2. The Judy Garland Box set

Only because she's FABULOUS!!!



3. Unlimited FULL Jif jars

NOT the farkakte EMPTY ones that mom occasionally tosses my way!



4. Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.

Any kind except that stuff with the blue mold in it. Mom fed me a taste of that once and I'd rather eat lawn sausages.



5. My own vehicle WITH 24/7 on call driver to take me shopping and to McDonalds for McCheesyBurgers ANY time I want.

If I waited for MOM to take me every time I felt the need.....I'd NEVER get anywhere!


I think that about covers it. What are all of YOU asking Santa to bring you for Christmas????

Good Pugs!

Hi everyone! The next several bloggie posts are going to include my pal MAGGIE! Her hoomans are traveling all over the place visiting family for Christmas, so she gets to stay HERE with us!

We were having the BEST time this morning just snuggling and playing "Blanket Fort"....

"Shhhhhh...Mom will never find us here...we're hiding under the CAMOUFLAGE blanket!"


When Mom started coming after us with our harnesses and OUTFITS! WHAAAAT?

"Aw CRAP Mom!!!! We're having FUN!"


Mom put my Punchy PJs on me (squealing about how CUUUUTE I was). I gave her my best stink-eye AND I stuck my tongue out at her.

Maggie didn't mind wearing the Santa shirt at all. Why couldn't we trade???


We rode in the car to PETSMART and then got to visit SANTA!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! TOTALLY. WORTH. THE. PJs!!!!!!!

Notice Maggie's shirt fell off (hussy!) but we had a nice long talk with the FatMan. I told him I wanted my very own Arch card with an unlimited spending limit so I can have McCheesyBurgers ANY time I want, a chauffeur to drive my PugButt to McDonalds to procure said McCheesyBurgers, my own walk in fridge FULL of cheese, my own popcorn maker, a home waterboarding kit (for when Mom hauls out those PJs again), a new bed for the hoomans so they'll stay out of MY king sized big cloud bed, and some bully sticks. Maggie asked for a new dress that would stay on and some new nail polish.


While we were waiting for our picture to be printed, we walked around and did some shopping.

Mom and Dad put us in the cart because there was a big doggie walking around that kept giving us that look that says "YUM! DIM SUM!" and they didn't want to take any chances.


We've been VERY good Pugs this year and hope that Santa Paws REALLY comes through for us!

What do all of YOU want Santa to bring you for Christmas?????

Santa Paws!

Hi everyone! Yesterday, Mom and Dad got me all dressed in my red Santa shirt and Christmas tie and then I got to go for a car ride....to THIS place!

OOOHHHH BOY! I LOOOOOOVE PetSmart!!!!


Normally we walk around and visit the C*TS and birds, but THIS time I got to visit SANTA PAWS!!!!

This was a very important visit because I had to stress to Santa what a good Puggy I've been all year and how IMPORTANT it is that he bring me THIS...

Mommy and I can be TWINS!


After I visited with Santa, we walked over to the training center where I took all of my classes. I heard a familiar voice and got ALL excited!!! It was my trainer RICK!

It was so good to see him! I gave him snuggles and a kiss and told him I'd missed him! He even gave me some yummy treats because I did a good "sit" for him.


So after all that fun stuff...I KNEW there had to be a catch!!! Mom hauled me back to the GROOMING SALON and I got a nail grinding. I don't mind the dremmel thing as much as I do clipping, so it only took THREE people to get the job done.

My other buddy Jason is off to the side and didn't get in the picture...but trust me...it takes THREE people to give me a pawticure!!!!

Mom gave me some cheese on the ride home and I made sure to leave lots of Pug-snooter on the car windows as a thank you.

What did all of YOU do this weekend?

Santa Paws

I went to PetSmart to see SANTA PAWS yesterday!

I told him what a good boy I'd been all year and asked him for a new ball, some chewies and a new winter coat.

When Mommy asked Holden if HE wanted to see Santa...he laughed at her and said "Yeah, RIIIIIIIIIGHT!" Mom told him it was going to be hard for Santa to know what Holden wanted this year, so they decided to send him an email instead.

Speaking of Santa...if anyone is interested (or has little ones that might be interested!) here is a VERY cool link that we check out every year. Norad tracks Santa! http://www.noradsanta.org/ SWEET!

Only a few days left!