Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Tough Guy TobyPants!

                         HEYA there youse guys! It's me...
                 TOBY PANTS!!!! I'm Salinger's kid brudder (and I sound like Joe Pesci!)

 

I gotta tell ya what I did today! See this here STUFFIE????.......
I KILLED IT I DID!!!! Yeah....you heard me! He had it comin'!!!! Squeaker and guts...ALL OVER the living room floor!



 
My big brudder Salinger came in to see me chewin' on this here dead stuffie's BUTT!
                                                        He was none too pleased!



 
This here is a picture of him asking what the EFF is wrong with me. Heh heh heh!
I told him I didn't like the look on that stuffie's face, so he needed to sleep with the fishes!




Don't mess with TobyPants!!!!! 

16 comments:

PepperReed said...

LOL!! Chewing on the stuffies BUTT!!

Wilma said...

Toby, you remind me of when Sluggo came to live with us. He killed lambies of mine I had since I was a puppy. We called him the lambie slayer!

A Day in the Life of Pugs said...

That is too funny ... the same thing happens around here. We hardly ever get "stuffies" any more unless someone gives them to us because we do exactly the same thing. Oh we have plenty of toys but most of them are skinneeez. They are fun and still squeak ... just no stuffing to pull out! Love Zoe, Peyton, Webster & Liberty

Vito and Gina said...

Oh Toby, I knew I liked you for a reason (don't tell Salinger). Killing stuffies is one of my biggest pleasures in life. I killed one this weekend. My stupid brother Vinny doesn't kill them though and then mine go in the trash and he still has one - he even snuggles on them! What the...? It's unnatural.

Later!
Vito

Minnie and Mack said...

LOL, way to go little bro!

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Suzy said...

Good job, Tobster! That stuffie had it coming! (and of COURSE you talk like Joe Pesci, lol)

Hank said...

Uh. Um. Ahem.....good work, bud.

(Er is that "MR. Bud" tuh me??)

Payton's Gampy said...

OK, let me get this straight. TOBY talks like Pesci and kills things. VINNY talks "normal" and basically just frets. Either I'm confused or your house needs to start watching Fringe!

Gampy

Two French Bulldogs said...

Its ok Sal, bring stuffie to momma's ER for stitches
Benny & Lily

Payton said...

Hi Toby! Those things deserve it, but just make sure you don't destroy your bro's favorite one, ok? He might just go all Pesci on you! Hehee!
Love,
Payton

Pearl and Daisy said...

We're going to nickname you "Killa". And we don't blame you for dealing with that stuffie. He DOES have a look in his eyes that you just can't trust.

Pug love from,
Pearl & Daisy

Life on the Smushie Ranch said...

Yeah Toby. Are ya gonna ask us for a favor we can't refuse?... BOL!

Tweedles -- that's me said...

Wow Toby
It sorta looked like you did a major surgery on that stuffy, but I see he is done for.
love
tweedles

Shea, Lola and Tucker said...

You know Toby, now that I think about it you kind of look like Joe Pesci too...only much cuter! Glad you didn't take any crap from that stuffie!

martha said...

Toby, it's sad but true. Some stuffies only understand one thing. And you showed what that one thing is. I'll betcha you don't have any trouble with any stuffies from here on in. They'll be too afraid to mess with you.
Bennie and Martha

Frank The Tank said...

Toby you is one tough dowg to kill dat stuffy the way you dids! I like how your crazy mind works! You are like a deadly stuffie sniper! Love and Licks from Frank x x x x