Mom left me alone this morning for like 93938747382.5 hours and said she had to go out for some "Retail Therapy". She went to some place called Garden Ridge and came back with a bunch of crap and THIS....
"Hey MOM! Who is this bag-o-doughnuts????"
What do you MEAN we look like twins!?
Are you BLIND??? I am WAAAAAY more handsome than this guy!
Ok, maybe if I ignore him, he'll leave....
"I'M NOT LOOOOOKING AT YOUUUUU!!!"
"Dude, you smell funny...
kind of like resin and SHAME!"
I don't trust this clown...
I'm going to keep an eye on him and see what he's up to. Did you keep the receipt, Mom????
***MOM'S NOTE*** His name is GILBERT and he's STAYING! We just don't know where exactly he's going to live here in our house yet!
Happy Friday everyone!!!!
Taking Care of PlusOne
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