Ok, ok, ok, we know...where the EFF have we been, right??? Don't worry...all is well. Mom has had a TON of work to do lately (the kind she gets paid for) and she's looked like THIS lately...
Throw in some more coffee cups and empty Diet Cokes....make the hair all messed up and put her in PJs and that's mom. Tres Glamorous, no?
ANYWAY....enough about HER....I have to tell you about the SUPER AWESOME FABULOUS prize that I won from Beautiful Bellatrix! She gave away this mystery box of all of her favorite things (ooohhh...how OPRAH-esque!) in honor of her 2nd birthday and I WON!!!! WHOOOHOOO!
"Salinger? That's MEEEEE!"
OMG...a card from Belly, with her PICTURE on the front!!!! Just look at those fabulous ORBS (that's Belly-ese for EYES you perverts!)
Her sable coat is SO fabulous!!!!
Holy CRAP! LOOK at all this cool stuff!!!!!
What a HAUL!!!!
Bellatrix (and her mom!) sent ALL THIS STUFF.....
Jeeeez O Man!!!
All Belly's favorite things!!!!
A floppy frisbee, A Snoozle pig snout chewy, Tummy biscuits, A Churpi Chew (ooohhh...we've never heard of those!), a COW trachea (W00T!) and a toy called a "FLAPPY"! (QUIT laughing Mom!!!! Criminy....SO immature!!!!!)
Here I am trying to figure out what to do with the Flappy....
Please ignore Mom's stooooopid baby talk voice. I have no clue what that's about. It hurts my ears too.
I did a nice "SIT" for a Tummy biscuit!
Mmmmmm perfect bite sized bit of cranberry/appley/yogurtey goodness!!!! YUMMMMMY!
This is my GRATEFUL face! Thank you SO MUCH Bellatrix (and peeps) for sharing some of your favorite things in honor of your birthday! I'm honored that the randomizer picked me to win your stash!!!!
If you're not already friends with sweet Bellatrix, go by her bloggie and show her some love and wish her a belated 2nd birthday!
Happy Monday everyone....now GET BACK TO WORK!
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