2nd place AND Pumpkins!

So mom took me to PETCO on Sunday for a Halloween Party and entered me in the costume contest (with my Sushi suit on!). I came in SECOND PLACE!!!! Mom had her hands full, and it was really hard to get pics because I was acting like a hot buttered mess....

Here I am with Aunt Sarah and my buddy Count "Hank"ula! (hahahaa)

The winner was a REEEEALLY cute Boxer puppy dressed as a police officer! NO...sorry...no pics.

Hank and I did some shopping to celebrate my 2nd place win...

"SIT DOWN, HANK!....For crap's sake...get this buggy rollin' to the TREAT BAR, mom!"


In other news, Mom and Holden carved their pumpkins last night. Here is the finished collection....

Check out Holden's "puking" pumpkin barfing onto the poor dude below that was STABBED in the HEAD! Yikes!


I helped mom by modeling for her pumpkin (pugkin?)...

"Um, Mom...you might want to think about calling to schedule an eye dr. appointment....or perhaps some remedial art classes!"


Mom tells me that she and dad are taking me somewhere REALLY COOL tomorrow! This better be good to make up for this sushi suit jackassery!

My Halloween costume (drum roll please!!!....)

Yep....here we are with the annual Halloween HUMILIATION!!!!

That writing on the front of my shirt is Japanese for....



SUSHI!!!!!!!

Can you BEEELIEVE Mom did this to me? Oy.



Here I am giving her the "Super Evil S#IT Eye Glare" as she was sewing this monstrosity together.

I kept willing her to POKE herself with that needle...



Even my own MIMI sold me out and HELPED with this jackassery!!!!!

"Thanks a HEAP, Mimi!!!! Why did you have to encourage her?"



I'm just going to hide here until Halloween is over

"Can you PLEASE take this ridonkulous getup OFF me now????"



What are all of YOU going to be for Halloween????

Pajama humiliation

Ok everyone...I can't believe I'm actually posting these pictures, but I'm only doing it to show the latest in the saga that is the humiliation I am forced to endure at the hands of my family.

Mom got the bright idea that I need PAJAMAS to keep me warm at night...SO she got in cahoots with Debbie (a.k.a. Punchy) and next thing I knew, I looked like THIS...



Dad calls this getup my "Union underwear" and mom is all squealy about the "door" thing in the back!



Now I ask you....WHY in the name of all that is holy should I, Salinger The Pug, endure these indignaties??? Haven't I been the perfect companion dog?

My only option is to speak with Santa Paws at PetSmart and beg him to leave COAL for my evil people.


***Mom's note*** Ok, SERIOUSLY...how CUTE does he look in these??? You can go visit Punchy over at PugPosessed OR go check out her ETSY SHOP to see about keeping your puggy warm and adorable this winter too!!!!