We're here!!!!

TESTING!! TESTING!!! 1....2....3!!!! Anyone still out there??? Just trying to get back into the old blog and see if we can get it working again...stay tuned!!! Salinger and TobyPants are just FINE and are still enjoying life as pampered Pugs! Mom forgot her password and couldn't even remember what EMAIL address she used for this farkakte thing, but it looks like she's getting her act together!

Hola!

Hey youze guys! It's me...TOBYPANTS!!!! Mom and dad are always trying to figure out my past (I lived in the woods, you know!) and they have another theory... I'm MEXICAN!!! See this here packet of TACO SEASONING??? Well I STOLE it and ATE part of it! It was mucho delicioso!!!!! NOM NOM NOM...OLE!!!!

Salinger and TobyPants....A Comparison Study

Yeah, Mom is a jerk for not posting anything lately. How about a VIDEO as a peace offering???

CrabbyPants....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The only explanation we have here is the FULL MOON outside! SOMEone needs a NAP!

A Thursday Riddle....

What's BLACK and WHITE and RED all over...and makes the Pugs stand up and take notice EVERY THURSDAY?

OOOOH....here it comes!!!! We now resume our regularly scheduled napping!

"Colonel" Toby?

HEY youse guys! It's ME...TOBYPANTS!!!!!

So I betcha didn't know that I can do IMPRESSIONS didja???? Check me out.....who am I?

Aw c'mon Ma! You're like 98927274843 miles away and my head was turned!

Seriously Ma? Do you think anyone is going to figure it out with these lame pics?

OK...EXTREME CLOSEUP! WHO AM I?????? YEP! You guessed it!

So whatsa guy gotta do around here to get some CHICKEN already?????????

Weekend Houseguest

LOOK who's back for the weekend!!! MAGGIE DUMPLIN'!!!!

That's ME (Salinger) on the left, Maggie in the middle and TobyPants on the right! It's like 9393845943387478493 degrees here in Indy this weekend, so we're chillin' out here in the AC and demanding treats from mom every 30 seconds. Happy Memorial Day weekend everyone!!!!

WTF Wednesday....fill in your own caption!

Holden and Toby....WTF????

I don't have a clue either....let the captions fly!!!!

No, we're not TWINS...we're TIGERS!

Hi again!!! So part of being brothers now is that little kids will stop us while we're out and ask mom "OOOHHHH ARE THEY TWINS???" Mom just laughs and tells them that we're brothers from another mother AND we're not from Minnesota anyway! Mom and Dad got us a whole bunch of matching collars, so we'll be modeling them from season to season. Here's something from our SPRING collection....

GO TIGERS!!!!! See? We're not TWINS!!!

We're fine!!!!

Holy CRAP! We haven't posted anything since JANUARY?????? Maaaan....that's really lame of us! We have a ton of excuses, but we'll spare you the boring details about mom working too much and her getting a new computer where she can't find anything (ie PICTURES). We promise that we're GREAT and Toby and I are best buds now. Here's a video mom took of us just this morning! SEE? We're all good and just carrying on with our normal jackassery!!!! You may notice that I (Salinger) have lost about 3 pounds since Toby has been here (I have to chase him!) and Toby has GAINED about 3 (which he NEEDED....he was all skin and bones from his time on the streets!). Our vet says that we're "helping each other out"! Mom says that she'll try to be better about blogging for us! Love and PuggyKisses to all! Salinger and TobyPants

Playing like BROS!

OK, ONE of these days, we'll get back into a normal blogging routine, but for NOW...please enjoy the latest Salinger/Toby video!

The Fall of the House of Gingerbread 2011

Hello friends!  Salinger T. Pug Esq. back in my rightful position here at the keyboard today!  As some of you may remember, each year my human brother Holden creates a cool gingerbread house that we keep out on display during Christmas and then DESTROY together in some sort of fabulously spectacular fashion.  Check out previous destruction HERE and HERE.  (Go ahead....we'll wait!)


So after mom put away all the Xmas tchochkies and clutter, Holden took care of the gingerbread house...

Notice ME all adorable and posing nicely for the camera while Toby (the RUBE) is all busy huffing the farkakte gingerbread house!!!

Ok....ready??????  Here it goes!!! MMMMMM!!!  Destruction is YUMMY!!!!!

Tough Guy TobyPants!

                         HEYA there youse guys! It's me...

                 TOBY PANTS!!!! I'm Salinger's kid brudder (and I sound like Joe Pesci!)

 

I gotta tell ya what I did today! See this here STUFFIE????.......

I KILLED IT I DID!!!! Yeah....you heard me! He had it comin'!!!! Squeaker and guts...ALL OVER the living room floor!

 

My big brudder Salinger came in to see me chewin' on this here dead stuffie's BUTT!

                                                        He was none too pleased!

 

This here is a picture of him asking what the EFF is wrong with me. Heh heh heh!

I told him I didn't like the look on that stuffie's face, so he needed to sleep with the fishes!

Don't mess with TobyPants!!!!! 

Interview with the Pugs

Hey everyone! Today it's MOM (Laura) at the keyboard. I am so so so sorry for the lack of posts and updates with our new family member (Toby), but the last almost two weeks have reminded me of those first surreal days home alone with a new (human) baby.

Toby is a PERFECT little pug and fitting in so nicely with us! Salinger is being a bit turdlier than usual and is a bit jealous and has even started MARKING around the house (ai yi yi!). I REFUSE to put them in belly bands (because we have this awesome custom built doggie door!) so I just follow them everywhere and get ready to pounce if I see a leg start to lift. I'm lucky to get a real shower every day (usually with the curtain open so I can see what they're doing) and am still balancing work on top of all this. LUCKILY I work from home or I would be an unemployed MESS of a Crazy Pug Lady right now. SO....until I can put something better together....here's a video of me "interviewing" the boys after they received a cool new toy from Julie (from The Pug Corral). Thank you ALL for the sweet words, encouragement, commisserating, support and laughs as we've brought sweet Toby into our home! I promise to try and get better with blogging and let Salinger have the keyboard back. I know he's much funnier and more interesting than I am!

Toby's FIRST McCheesyBurger

Hey there youse guys! This is TOBY here at the keyboard today!!!! GUESS what I got today???? A MCCHEESYBURGER!!!!  My big brother, Salinger, has been telling me all about these magical meat sammiches and Mom brought us home one to share! It was SWELL, I tell ya....just SWELL!!! ***MOM'S NOTE*** Most of you probably know that Salinger speaks with a deep voice and a British accent. TOBY speaks like a cross between Joe Pesci in Goodfellas and one of those young 20's wiseguy gangsters. Just FYI to make your reading experience more fun.