Halloween is always one big crazy, insane Festival of Jackassery around here! Mom goes crazy, invites everyone in the zip code over for chili, and then there's trick or treating here in our neighborhood!
Here we are in our Halloween finery. Dad is the Joker, I'm a convict, Mom is supposed to be HOLDEN (hahaha) and Holden is dressed up as an old lady again (this time with huge boobs!)
I'm a convict because Mom makes me stay in the house behind THIS taped on the door!!!!
The peeps sit out in the driveway handing out candy and EVVVVERYONE points and laughs at me. Jerks.
Here's some of the crew that all gathered for Trick or Treating! Notice Tupac couldn't resist giving Holden's hooters a honk! HAHAHAAA!
Be sure to biggify....there are some FUNNY costumes here in this pic!!!
My buddy KEENAN the Sheltie came by dressed in THIS getup.......
"Maaaaan...they made you wear a BUTTERFLY outfit? They know you're a dude, right???"
A few nights before Halloween...Mom and Dad went to a Halloween party and dressed up like THESE people....
When they put those wigs on, my PugButt went INSANE and I growled and barked at them until they left for the party! WHO ARE THEY??? Do you recognize them? Did you see PULP FICTION?
No...they didn't dance in an actual Twist contest, and neither of them had any heroin, so they weren't as messed up as the Mia and Vince characters, but they still had fun!
I also found out on Halloween morning that my Sushi costume WON the Indianapolis Three Dog Bakery costume contest!!! (Thank you everyone who voted on Facebook!)
Mom took me up there to claim my prize and pose with this nice lady named Morgan (she gave me 2 cookies!)
I LOVE Three Dog Bakery, but Mom and I talked and both decided that we're donating the prize (A $50 gift card!) to Kentuckiana Pug Rescue to be raffled off or otherwise used to help the Puggies in the rescue that need it!
Ok, I did my part....can I take this farkakte sushi costume OFF and pack all this Halloween crap AWAY already?????
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