Yesterday we showed you all the fun and jackassery that went along with our big ice storm, but today we're showing you a darker, less fun side!
Flash back to yesterday morning...
"Um...MOM? I can't get out my door to go take care of "business"!"
Mom pried my door open and HOLY CRAP! Look at this!!!
Be sure to click to biggify!
**Mom's note...yeah...I really need to repaint all the trim!**
"Wow Mom...that's a hot buttered MESS right there! What are YOU going to do about it???"
"Hurry up....I'm ready to EXPLODE!"
First she tried this big spoon/chisel method....
Which would have been awesome if I was in the mood for a SNOW CONE!!!
Ok....next she dumped boiling hot water all over the deck...
THAT was a big ol' FAIL too...just made a slushy mess that froze right back up!
A hair dryer??? SERIOUSLY MOM?????
Time to bust out the big guns....
A sledgehammer, axe and a GRILL SPATULA!!!!
Thanks for the path and everything, but SO LONG SUCKERS!!!!!
It's WAAAY too cold out here! I'm taking MY pugButt back inside!!!!!
Happy Thursday everyone!!!!
5 hours ago