I told him I'd been a good boy all year and therefore expected the following....
1. Cashmere doggie bed for napping
This scratchy regular variety of COTTON cushions and pillows with sub-par thread count in my comfort collection are wreaking HAVOC on my tender PugButt!
2. The Judy Garland Box set
Only because she's FABULOUS!!!
3. Unlimited FULL Jif jars
NOT the farkakte EMPTY ones that mom occasionally tosses my way!
4. Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
Any kind except that stuff with the blue mold in it. Mom fed me a taste of that once and I'd rather eat lawn sausages.
5. My own vehicle WITH 24/7 on call driver to take me shopping and to McDonalds for McCheesyBurgers ANY time I want.
If I waited for MOM to take me every time I felt the need.....I'd NEVER get anywhere!
I think that about covers it. What are all of YOU asking Santa to bring you for Christmas????
Bwahaha! Sal,you had me at the tie!!
ReplyDeleteWesa would likes a winning lottery ticket...then we could have all the cheese, treats, Aunty Melissa Sweaters...and all of our personal assistants or at least one of them around at all times 'cuz they wouldn't need to work anymores!! That's what we would like from Santa Paws, Mr. Salinger!
ReplyDeleteMuch Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
Pee-s: S-dog...add goat cheese to the nasty, yucky-tasting cheese!!
Hi Salinger
ReplyDeleteYour list is right on! I am with you on the cheese and peanut buttter request!
I did not get to go see the Fatman this year! I just don't know what I will do now!
Your mighty cute- sitting on his lap!
love
tweedles
Hee hee hee! Hope you get it all, Sal! If you get all that cheese I'll be right over!
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Hi Sal,
ReplyDeleteLove the tie! Such a fashion statement. Your picture with the Fat Man is good. You should see ours...
anyway...we agree 100% with your wish list. I just want to add
1. bones
2. mini tennis balls
Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack
Salinger,
ReplyDeleteI am asking The Fatman for more time with my mom (not just snuggling at night keep her warm) and a life supply of Greenies, because they are basically crack.
Love,
Marlene
Love the pic of you with Santa, Sal! And your list is pretty good. Hope that car is under the tree for sure, then you can come pick me up on your way to the drive thru!
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Payton
We are really liking your list. #4 is looking good
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Good list Sal! You look great in your tie too with Santa! We are asking for unlimited supply of cheese slice!!!
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The Girls
Oh Sal! You have such wonderful taste! We'd like all of those things too.
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Meredith & Scarlet
Sal, only you would know about Judy Garland! I bet you like Cher too. Tucker does,but he flames like you wouldn't believe. If he could do Jazz hands he would. I really like that bed, I might have to add that to my list.
ReplyDeleteJudy Garland?? What about Cher?? Her flair is more your style. Really a tie to see the fat man? You should have worn a rainbow tutu. You and I Sal represent the LBGT on the blogverse. You maybe walking the line with Dutch and me...not picking a gender.
ReplyDeleteI too sat with the fat man yesterday, and I swear he looked at me odd. It was those beady shifty eyes and all that jelly in his belly.
I hope you get a lot of treats, I know if I don't then I'm going to bite Pug's back fat...just because I can!
Nice list of wants, Sal! I'm sure the FatMan will bring you everything.
ReplyDeleteI think I need to go visit this dude because I have some things that I need. My list is similar except I just want food, lots of food.
Tiffy
Gosh Dude, i hopes you gets all that and then some.
ReplyDeleteThis makes my list looks like peanuts. Back to the drawing board for me.
Winston
We've never had the pleasure of meeting Santa Paws. Mom's thinking maybe next year. But you have some way cool ideas for xmas gifts that we may totally have to steal them and tell Mom about. Merry Christmas bud!
ReplyDeleteLots of licks,
Swisher and Oakley