The keep away paper caper

Well HELLO Salinger! Did my sweet puggy come in to visit mommy while she's working? Awwwww...so nice! HEY...wait...what's that "eating noise" I hear?

"Nom nom nom nom" (that's eating noise)


Oh CRAP! You have paper! DROP IT! DROP IT! DROOOOOOOOOOOOP IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!


Followed by ten minutes of "chase" until FINALLY.....

OK...GOTCHA PUG! Let's have it...what are you eating?

TAMPON INSTRUCTIONS????? Dude...seriously????

I really need to start closing the closet door in the bathroom!


*****NOTE************
A few of you have left comments that Salinger needs to go for the tampons themselves. Actually...this is a follow up post to one of the first ones we did (look back in the archives). Here's a pic in case you need help remembering!